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The Matrimaniac 1       Preparedness.

JIMMIE CONROY - DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS

2 Ssss-s--s-s!

3      Watchful Waiting.

MARNA LEWIS - CONSTANCE TALMADGE

4 Preparedness and watchful waiting.

MARNA'S FATHER - WILBUR HIGBY WALLY HENDERSON - CLYDE HOPKINS

5 "It's too wobbly."

6 Papa and Papa's Idea of a Son-in-law are not to be tricked.

7 "Oh! We're forgetting to         elope!"

8 Outraging all rules of romance--a daylight front- door elopement.

9 "We'll surround them."

10 Assorted curses.

11 "Your eyes shine like--like--er-- the scent of the jasmine in a--er-- in a lake of silver."

12 "Eloping, eh! Well, remember you're not married yet!"

13 "I love you so much I feel        rotten."

14 "Their tickets read to Jazboro. We stop for train orders at Wiseburn. You can send a wire from there."

15 "You'll have time to get a minister onto the train at Wiseburn. There's a minister lives near the station just around the corner from--"

16 Wiseburn.

17 The parsonage which domiciles Thomas Timothy Tubbs, D. D.

18 REV. TUBBS -  -  FRED WARREN

19 "Now, with that maniac out of the way--we two can elope in peace."

20 "Why, you poor fish!"

21 Papa, having instructed his attorney to secure an injunction against the elopers, catches the Limited for Jazboro.

22 "Help! Make haste! Extricate me!"

23 "My foot slipped and I     became fast."

24 "That's shocking, Tubby--a   man of your cloth!"

25 "Young man, I am footsore        and weary."

26 Jazboro.

27 Papa speeding to Jazboro.

28 He trades the mule for a       sweater.

29 "Yes, Miss, your rooms are reserved. Is this your fiance?"

30 "What! That?"

31 "Deary me! If my flock should see me now!"

32 "You're a regular fellow, Tubby. Have an I. O. U. on me."

33 "Send me a maid."

34 THE MAID - - WINIFRED WESTOVER

35 Tubbs full of cinders--

36 --pinched for a vag.

37 Money gone.

38 Marna finds a sympathetic listener.

39 "Don't you start anything! I'm on my wedding trip."

40 "They are a pair of escaped lunatics. Wire ahead for an officer and I'll pay their fare."

41 Officers of the court, with the injunction to stop the marriage ceremony, start for Jazboro.

42 "They're safe in jail on three counts--stopping the Limited, abduction and lunacy."

43 "Meet me at the jail. The minister is already there."

44 "I'm locked in my room, but I'll manage to escape."

45 "You serve the injunction on my daughter and we'll serve the others."

46 "We'll be married as soon as       she gets here."

47 "Now Tubby, don't you go          away."

48 "To James Conroy, Marna Lewis, John Doe, clergyman, et al, greeting. "WHEREAS--"

49 "Well, I'm going back to the hotel. If he wants me he can come and get me!"

50 At the back of the jail.

51 "Oh, you deceiving wretch!"

52 "Marry us by telephone."

53 "Each must have a witness."

54 "To James Conroy, Marna Lewis, John Doe, clergyman, et al, greeting. "WHEREAS--"

55 "Shut up down there! Don't you see I'm getting married?"

56 Paying for his precious jewel and taking no chances of losing her again.

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