User talk:Hyperbacon~enwikisource

Hyperbacon is the nickname M. R. ______s got when he was a young child, one fine summer in California. His mother was frying bacon and the boy was bouncing off the walls in excited anticipation of his favorite meal: bacon toast. Bacon toast, as it was known by a very select few, consisted of two pieces of toast (any sort really) coated with pure peanut butter (chunky if possible) and several crispy strips of bacon formed into a nice sandwich. He could hardly wait and was making lots of noise running around the kitchen, an activity strictly prohibited, especially in the morning. His "irish twin" brother was sitting quitely with his father who was attempting to read the paper but found it impossible due to the distractions of his eldest son. "H______e! You have to stop feeding that kid bacon.  It makes him hyper." The father said and the quiet younger brother astutely watched and listened.

A few days later they were riding in the back of the bus on the way home from a summer camp where they had been playing sports all day. The boy was spazzing out, bouncing on the seat, talking fast and loud and being a general disturbance. A friend of the brothers, by the name of B. J__n___n, turned to the younger of the two and said, "Dang, L___! Why is your brother so hyper?"

"My dad says its all the bacon he eats." Replied the younger brother in ernest.

"HA HA HA!" Laughed B.J. and aroused the few children left on the bus in a mocking chorus, the way only children know how, of "Hyperbacon! HA HA HA!"

And there you have it. That was summer 1985.

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Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Hyperbacon. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Hyperbacon~enwikisource that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 23:26, 17 March 2015 (UTC)

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 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 06:45, 21 April 2015 (UTC)