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THE POOR BOX ROBBERY A DIALOGUE

Jᴀᴄᴋ. Good morning, Bob, is tha quite weel? Bᴏʙ. Aw's varra fresh, man; how's thysel? Jᴀᴄᴋ. Come, git ti pipe, an' sit down here, An' tell ma what thou's gitten queer.

Bᴏʙ. Aw hennut mickle fresh ta tell, But aw'l sit down, an' rist mysel, For aw's just gannen off ta wark, An' winnot be at yam till dark; But has tha hear't about t'poor box, About how t'rouge's g'yan an' brocken t'locks? It's stannen just ahint t'church dour, To collect money to gie t'poor.

Jᴀᴄᴋ. Aw nivver hear't on't afore, It's quite eneugh ta mak yan glore. Ta mak awd t'yals yan's always plannen, An that's just like all t'rist ets gannen;