Translation:Bar Conversation

Waiter, please fetch me Something that I don't usually ask for A hot slice of bread smothered in butter A napkin and a glass of ice water

Gently close that door to the right As I'm not used to being in the sun Ask your regulars What was the final score of the soccer match

Just because you've come by to clean the table Doesn't mean i'm going to get up or pay my bill Ask your boss For a pen with ink, an envelope and a postcard

Don't forget to give me some matches and a cigarette to chase away mosquitos Tell the cigar maker to lend me a few magazines A lighter and an ashtray

Call 34-4333 at least once And ask for Mr. Osório Tell him to send me an umbrella For our office

Waiter, lend me some money Because I left mine with the bookie Tell your manager To hang my bill on the peg up front