There's a Thing That Bears a Well-known Name

There's a thing that bears a well-known name, Though it is but a little spot; Its smell sets my heart and my brain in a flame, And its touch makes my prick grow hot, 'Tis the sweetest thing this world can show, To praise it can't be wrong; 'Twill set your blood in a fervid glow, Make your prick grow stiff and long. 'Tis a woman's cunt. Her glorious fan, Oh, a cunt is the pride of an Englishman. That cunt will not be treated with shame, But calls for proper respect; And though mostly fit for a fucking game, Yet it sometimes in mourning is decked. Then beware how you go with the darling then, Or perhaps sorely punished you'll be; For cunt won't be the sport of men, When it wants its privacy. For caprice is part of cunt's own plan To enhance its joys to an Englishman. But when cunt is ready, I give you the tip, No half-hearted play can it stand; It likes to be fondled with tongue and with lip, And shuns not the touch of your hand. But the glorious Prick sets Miss Cunt in a thrill, She loves a prick, long, thick, and firm. And she'll wriggle and pant till you madly fill Her bang full of glowing sperm. You may frig and gamahuche and try every plan, But fair fucking's the pride of an Englishman.