The Transgression of Andrew Vane/Chapter I

Mr. and Mrs. Jeremy Carnby furnished to the reflective observer a striking illustration of the circumstance that extremes not only meet, but, not infrequently, marry. Mrs. Carnby confessed to fifty, and was in reality forty-seven. As, in any event, incredulity answers “Never!” when a woman makes mention of her age, she preferred that the adverb should be voiced with flattering emphasis and in her presence, rather than sarcastically and behind her back. She was nothing if not original.
 * Chapter I. Mr. Carnby Receives a Letter.

Mrs. Carnby was distinctly plain, a fact which five minutes of her company effectually deprived of all significance: her power of attraction being as forceful as that of a magnet, and similar to a magnet’s in its absence of outward evidence. She was a woman of temperate but kaleidoscopic enthusiasms, who had retained enough of the atmosphere of each to render her interesting to a variety of persons. Prolonged experience of the world had invested her with an admirable broad-mindedness, which caused her to tread the notoriously dangerous paths of the American Colony, in which she was a constant and conspicuous figure, with the assurance of an Indian fakir walking on broken glass — pleasurably appreciative of the risk, that is, while assured by consummate savoir faire against cutting her feet. Her fort was tact. She had at one and the same time a faculty for forgetting confidences which commended her to women, and a knack of remembering them which endeared her to men. It was with the latter that she was preëminently successful. What might have been termed her masculine method was based on the broad, general principle that the adult male is most interested in the persons most interested in him, and it never failed, in its many modifications, of effect. Men told her of their love-affairs, for example, with the same unquestioning assurance wherewith they intrusted their funds to a reputable banker; and were apt to remember the manner in which their confidences were received, longer than the details of the confidences themselves. And when you can listen for an hour, with every evidence of extreme interest, to a man’s rhapsodies about another woman, and, at the end, send him away with a distinct recollection of the gown you wore, or the perfume on the handkerchief he picked up for you, then, dear lady, there is nothing more to be said.

Mr. Jeremy Carnby infrequently accompanied his wife to a reception or a musicale, somewhat as Chinese idols and emperors are occasionally produced in public — as an assurance of good faith, that is, and in proof of actual existence. As it is not good form to flaunt one’s marriage certificate in the faces of society, an undeniable, flesh-and-blood husband is, perhaps, the next best thing — when exhibited, of course, with that golden mean of frequency which lies between a hint of henpeck on the one side and a suggestion of neglect upon the other. Mrs. Carnby blazed in the social firmament of the American Colony with the unwavering fixity of the Polar Star: Jeremy appeared rarely, but with extreme regularity, like a comet of wide orbit, as evidence that the marital solar system was working smoothly and well.

Mrs. Carnby was, and not unreasonably, proud of Jeremy. They had lived twenty-five years in Paris, and, to the best of her knowledge and belief, he was as yet unaware, at least in a sentimental sense, that other women so much as existed. Since one cannot own the Obélisque or the Vénus de Milo, it is assuredly something to have a husband who never turns his head on the Avenue du Bois, or finds a use for an opera-glass at the Folies-Bergère. Jeremy was not amusing, still less brilliant, least of all popular; but he was preeminently loyal and unfeignedly affectionate — qualities sufficiently rare in the world in which Mrs. Carnby lived, and moved, and had the greater portion of her being, to recommend themselves strongly to her shrewd, uncompromising mind. In her somewhat over-furnished life he occupied a distinct niche, which one else could have filled; and in this, to her way of thinking, he was unique — as a husband. After foie gras and champagne, Mrs. Carnby always breakfasted on American hominy, a mealy red apple, and a glass of milk. She was equally careful, however, to take the meal in company with Jeremy. He was part of the treatment.

The Carnby hôtel was one of the number in the Villa Dupont. One turned in through a narrow gateway, from the sordid dinginess of the Rue Pergolèse, and, at a stone’s throw from the latter’s pungent cheese and butter shops, and grimy charbonneries, came delightfully into the shade of chestnuts greener than those exposed to the dust of the great avenues, and to the sound of fountains plashing into basins buried in fresh turf. It was very quiet, like some charming little back street at St. Germain or Versailles, and the houses, with their white walls and green shutters and glass-enclosed porticos, were more like country villas than Parisian hôtels. The gay stir of the boulevards and the Avenue du Bois might, to all seeming, have been a hundred kilometres distant, so still and simple was this little corner of the capital. Jeremy frankly adored it. He had a great office looking out upon the Place de l’Opéra, and when he rose from his desk, his head aching with the reports and accounts of the mighty insurance company of which he was the European manager, and went to the window in search of distraction, it was only to have his eyes met by a dizzier hodge-podge than that of the figures he had left — the moil of camions, omnibuses, and cabs, threading in and out at the intersection of the six wide driveways, first up and down, and then across, as the brigadier in charge regulated the traffic with sharp trills of his whistle, which jerked up the right arms of the policemen at the crossings, as if some one had pulled the strings of so many marionettes with white batons in their hands. All this was not irritating, or even displeasing, to Jeremy. He was too thorough an American, despite his long residence in Paris, and too keen a business man, notwithstanding his wife’s fortune, not to derive satisfaction from every evidence of human energy. The Place de l’Opéra appealed to the same instincts in his temperament that would have been gratified by the sight of a stop-cylinder printing-machine in action. But, not the less for that, his heart was domiciled in the hôtel in the Villa Dupont.

On a certain evening in mid-April, Jeremy had elaborated his customary half-hour walk homeward with a detour by way of the Boulevard Malesherbes, the Parc Monceau, and the Avenue Hoche, and it was close upon six when he let himself in at his front door, and laid his derby among the shining top-hats of his wife’s callers, on the table in the antichambre. Through the half-parted curtains at the salon door came scraps of conversation, both in French and English, and the pleasant tinkle of cups and saucers; and, as he passed, he had a glimpse of several well-groomed men, in white waistcoats and gaiters, sitting on the extreme edges of their chairs, with their toes turned in, their elbows on their knees, and tea-cups in their hands; and smartly-dressed women, with big hats, and their veils tucked up across their noses, nibbling at petits fours. He turned into his study with a feeling of satisfaction. It was incomprehensible to his mind, this seemingly universal passion for tea and sweet cakes; but if the institution was to exist under his roof at all, it was gratifying to know that, albeit the tea was the finest Indian overland, and the sweet cakes from the Maison Gagé, it was not for these reasons alone that the 16th Arrondissement was eager, and the 7th not loath, to be received at the hôtel in the Villa Dupont. Jeremy knew that his wife was the most popular woman in the Colony, as to him she was the best and most beautiful in the world. Before he touched the Temps or the half-dozen letters which lay upon his table, he leaned forward, with his elbows on the silver-mounted blotter, and his temples in his hands, and looked long at her photograph smiling at him out of its Russian enamel frame. If the world, which laughed at him for his prim black neckties and his common-sense shoes, even while it respected him for his business ability, had seen him thus, it would have shared his wife’s knowledge that Jeremy Carnby was an uncommonly good sort.

He opened his letters carefully, slitting the envelopes with a slender paper-knife, and endorsing each one methodically with the date of receipt before passing on to the next. All were private and personal, his voluminous business mail being handled at his office by a secretary and two stenographers. With characteristic loyalty, Jeremy wrote regularly to a score of old acquaintances and poor relations in the States, most of whom he had seen but once or twice in the twenty-five years of his exile, and read their replies with interest, often with emotion: and his own left hand knew not how many cheques had been signed, and cheering words written, by his unassuming right, in reply to the plaints and appeals of his intimates of former years. For the steady, white light of Jeremy Carnby’s kindliness let never a glint of its brightness pass through the closely-woven bushel of his modesty.

He hesitated with the last letter in his hand, reread it slowly, and then lit a cigar and sat looking fixedly at his inkstand, blowing out thin coils of smoke. So Mrs. Carnby found him, as she swept in, dropped into a big red-leather arm-chair, and slid smoothly into an especial variety of small talk, wherewith she was wont to smooth the business wrinkles from his forehead, and bring him into a frame of mind proper to an appreciation of the efforts of their chef.

“If it isn’t smoking a cigar at fifteen minutes before the dinner-hour!” she began, with an assumption of indignation. “Really, Jeremy, you’re getting quite revolutionary in your ways. I think I shall tell Armand that hereafter we shall begin dinner with coffee, have salad with the Rüdesheimer, and take our soup in the conservatory.”

Mr. Carnby laid down his cigar.

“I lit it absent-mindedly,” he answered. “Have they gone?”

“No, of course not, stupid!” retorted his wife. “They’re all out there. I told them to wait until we’d finished dinner. Now, Jeremy! why will you ask such questions?”

“It was stupid of me,” he admitted.

“And to punish you, I shall tell you who they were,” announced Mrs. Carnby. “I might do worse and tell you all they said. You’re so — so comfortable, Jeremy. When I’m on the point of boiling over because of the inanities of society I can always come in here and open my safety-valve, and you don’t care a particle, do you, if I fill your study full of conversational steam?”

Jeremy smiled pleasantly.

“You nice person!” added his wife. “Well, here goes. First, there was that stupid Mrs. Maitland. She told me all about her portrait. It seems Benjamin-Constant is painting it — and I thought the others would never come. Finally, however, they did — the Villemot girls and Mrs. Sidney Kane, and a few men — Daulas and De Bousac and Gerald Kennedy and that insufferable little Lister man. Then Madame Palffy. It makes me furious every time I hear her called ‘madame.’ The creature was born in Worcester — and do you know, Jeremy, I’m positive she buys her gowns at an upholsterer’s? No mere dressmaker could lend her that striking resemblance to a sofa, which is growing stronger every day! Her French is too impossible. She was telling Daulas about something that never happened to her on her way out to their country place, and I heard her say ‘compartiment de dames soûles’ quite distinctly. I can’t imagine how she contrives to know so many things that aren’t so. One would suppose she’d stumble over a real, live fact now and again, if only by accident. And her husband’s no better. Trying to find the truth in one of his stories severely taxes one’s aptitude in long division. I saw him at the Hatzfeldts’ musicale night before last. Pazzini was playing, and Palffy was sound asleep in a corner, after three glasses of punch. I really felt sorry that a man with such a wife should be missing something attractive, and I was going to poke him surreptitiously with my fan, but Tom Radwalader said, ‘Better let the lying dog sleep!’ He positively is amusing, that Radwalader man!”

Mrs. Carnby looked up at her husband for the admiring smile which was the usual guarantee that she had amused him, but only to find Jeremy’s eyes once more riveted upon the inkstand, and the cigar between his thin lips again.

“My dear Jeremy,” she said, “I’m convinced that you’ve not heard one syllable of my carefully prepared discourse.”

“My dear Louisa,” responded Mr. Carnby with unwonted readiness, “I’m convinced that I have not. The truth of the matter is,” he added apologetically, “that I’ve received an unusual letter.”

“It must indeed be unusual if it can cause you to ignore my conversation,” said Louisa Carnby.

“That is perfectly true,” said Jeremy with conviction.

His wife rose, came over to his side, and kissed him on the tip of his nose.

“Good my lord,” she said, “I think I like your tranquil endorsement of the compliments I make for myself better than those which other men invent out of their own silly heads! Am I to know what is in your unusual letter?”

“Why not?” asked Jeremy seriously.

“Why not, indeed?” said Mrs. Carnby. “I have taken you for better or worse. There’s so little ‘worse’ about the contract, Jeremy, that I stand ready to accept such as there is in a willing spirit, even when it comes in the form of a dull letter.”

Jeremy looked up at her with his familiar smile.

“Louisa,” he said, “if I were twenty years of age, I should ask nothing better than the chance to marry you again.”

“Man! but thou’rt the cozener!” exclaimed Mrs. Carnby. “Thou’dst fair turn the head of a puir lassis. There — that’ll do. Go on with your letter!”

“It’s from Andrew Sterling,” said Jeremy. “You’ll remember him, I think, in Boston. He was a friend of my father’s, and kept a friendly eye on me after the old gentleman’s death. We’ve alway corresponded, more or less regularly, and now he writes to say — but perhaps I’d best read you that part of his letter.”

“Undoubtedly,” put in his wife. “That is, if you can. People write so badly, nowadays.”

“Um — um—” mumbled Jeremy, skipping the introductory sentences. “Ah! Here we have it. Mr. Sterling says: ‘Now for the main purpose of this letter. My poor daughter’s only son, Andrew Sterling Vane, is sailing to-day on the Kaiser Wilhelm der Grosse. He has been obliged to leave Harvard, as his health is not robust, and I have thought that perhaps the sea-voyage and some months in Paris might put him in shape—”

“Good Lord!” broke in Mrs. Carnby. “Imagine some months in Paris by way of rest-cure!”

“‘And so,” continued Jeremy, “I’m sending him over, in hopes that the change may be of benefit. He is a singular lad — sensitive in the extreme, and utterly inexperienced — and I am going to ask if, “for auld lang syne,” you will be so good as to make him welcome. I don’t mean, of course, that I expect you to exercise any sort of supervision. The boy must take care of himself, like all of us, but I would like to feel that, in a strange city, there is one place where he may find a hint of home.”

Jeremy paused.

“Go on!” observed Mrs. Carnby.

“There is really nothing more of importance,” said her husband, “except that I’ve also received a note from young Vane. He’s at the Ritz.”

“Of course!” ejaculated Mrs. Carnby. “Paying two louis per diem for his room, and making semi-daily trips to Morgan, Harjes’. They’re wonderful, these tourist bank-accounts. Their progress from a respectable amount to absolute zero is as inevitable as the recession of the sea from high-water mark to dead low tide — a steady withdrawal from the bank, my dear Jeremy! How old might the young gentlemen be?”

Mr. Carnby made a mental calculation.

“His mother was about my own age,” he said presently. “I know she and I used to go to dancing-school together. And she died in childbirth, if I remember rightly. Her husband was a scamp — ran off with another woman. I never saw him. That would make the boy about twenty or twenty-one.”

“He will be rather good-looking,” said Mrs. Carnby reflectively, “with a general suggestion of soap and cold water about him. He will wear preposterously heavy boots with the soles projecting all around like little piazzas, and a straw hat, and dog-skin gloves with seams like small hedges, and turned back at the wrists. They’re all exactly alike, the young Americans one sees over here. One would think they came by the dozen, in a box. And when he is sitting down he will be hitching at his trousers all the time, so that the only thing one remembers about him afterwards is the pattern of his stockings.”

“We ought to invite him to dinner,” suggested Jeremy.

“Without doubt,” agreed his wife; “but to breakfast first, I think — and on Sunday. One can judge a man’s character so well by the way he behaves at Sunday breakfast. If he fidgets, and drinks quantities of water, then he’s dissipated! I don’t know why Saturday night is always fatal to dissipated men, but it is. If his top hat looks as if it had been brushed the wrong way, then he’s religious, and has been to church. I shall go out and inspect it while you’re smoking. If he does all the talking, he’s an ass; and if I do it all, he’s a fool.”

“You’re a difficult critic, my dear,” said Jeremy. “You must remember he is only twenty or so.”

“To be twenty or so in appearance is a man’s misfortune,” replied Mrs. Carnby. “To be twenty or so in behaviour is his fault. I’ll write to him to-night, and ask him to breakfast on Sunday, tout à fait en famille, and we’ll try him on a — you don’t mind my calling you a dog, Jeremy?”

“Not in the least,” said Mr. Carnby.

“Eh bien!” said his wife. “We’ll have him to breakfast on Sunday, and try him on a dog! If he’s presentable and amusing, I shall make him my exclusive property. If he’s dull, I shall tell him Madame Palffy is a woman he should cultivate assiduously. I send her all the people who don’t pass muster at my dinners. She has them next day, like warmed-over vol-au-vents. My funeral baked meats do coldly furnish forth her breakfast-table.”

“When you wish to appear most unmerciful, my dear,” said Jeremy, “you always pick out Madame Palffy; and whenever you do, I spoil the effect of what you say by thinking of—”

“Margery?” put in Mrs. Carnby. “Yes, of course, that’s my soft spot, Jeremy. There’s only one thing which Margery Palffy ought to be that she isn’t, and that’s — ahem! — an orphan.”