The Road to Hogan's Gap

Now look, you see, it's this way like -- You cross the broken bridge And run the crick down, till you strike The second right-hand ridge.

The track is hard to see in parts, But still it's pretty clear; There's been two Injun hawkers' carts Along that road this year.

Well, run that right-hand ridge along -- It ain't, to say, too steep -- There's two fresh tracks might put you wrong Where blokes went out with sheep.

But keep the crick upon your right, And follow pretty straight Along the spur, until you sight A wire and sapling gate.

Well, that's where Hogan's old grey mare Fell off and broke her back; You'll see her carcass layin' there, Jist down below the track.

And then you drop two mile, or three, It's pretty steep and blind; You want to go and fall a tree And tie it on behind.

And then you pass a broken cart Below a granite bluff; And that is where you strike the part They reckon pretty tough.

But by the time you've got that far It's either cure or kill, So turn your horses round the spur And face them up the hill.

For look, if you should miss the slope And get below the track, You haven't got the slightest hope Of ever gettin' back.

An' half way up you'll see the hide Of Hogan's brindled bull; Well, mind and keep the right-hand side. The left's too steep a pull.

And both the banks is full of cracks; An' just about as dark You'll see the last year's bullock tracks Where Hogan drew the bark.

The marks is old and pretty faint -- O'ergrown with scrub and such; Of course the track to Hogan's ain't A road that's travelled much.

But turn and run the tracks along For half a mile or more, And then, of course, you can't go wrong -- You're right at Hogan's door.

When first you come to Hogan's gate He mightn't show perhaps; He's pretty sure to plant, and wait To see it ain't the traps.

I wouldn't call it good enough To let your horses out; There's some that's pretty extra rough Is livin' round about.

It's likely, if your horses did Get feedin' near the track, It's going to cost at least a quid Or more to get them back.

So, if you find they're off the place, It's up to you to go And flash a quid in Hogan's face -- He'll know the blokes that know.

But listen -- if you're feelin' dry, Just see there's no one near, And go and wink the other eye And ask for ginger beer.

The blokes come in from near and far To sample Hogan's pop; They reckon once they breast the bar They stay there till they drop.

On Sundays you can see them spread Like flies around the tap. It's like that song "The Livin' Dead" Up there at Hogan's Gap.

They like to make it pretty strong Whenever there's a chance; So when a stranger comes along They always hold a dance.

There's recitations, songs, and fights -- A willin' lot you'll meet. There's one long bloke up there recites; I'll tell you he's a treat.

They're lively blokes all right up there, It's never dull a day. I'd go meself if I could spare The time to get away.

*      *       *       *       *

The stranger turned his horses quick. He didn't cross the bridge; He didn't go along the crick To strike the second ridge;

He didn't make the trip, because He wasn't feeling fit. His business up at Hogan's was To serve him with a writ.

He reckoned, if he faced the pull And climbed the rocky stair, The next to come might find his hide A landmark on the mountain side, Along with Hogan's brindled bull And Hogan's old grey mare!