The Ring and the Book/II

II. HALF-ROME.

What, you, Sir, come too? (Just the man I'd meet.) Be ruled by me and have a care o' the crowd: This way, while fresh folk go and get their gaze: I'll tell you like a book and save your shins. Fie, what a roaring day we've had! Whose fault? Lorenzo in Lucina,—here's a church To hold a crowd at need, accommodate All comers from the Corso! If this crush Make not its priests ashamed of what they show For temple-room, don't prick them to draw purse And down with bricks and mortar, eke us out The beggarly transept with its bit of apse Into a decent space for Christian ease, Why, to-day's lucky pearl is cast to swine. Listen and estimate the luck they've had! (The right man, and I hold him.)

Sir, do you see, They laid both bodies in the church, this morn The first thing, on the chancel two steps up, Behind the little marble balustrade; Disposed them, Pietro the old murdered fool To the right of the altar, and his wretched wife On the other side. In trying to count stabs, People supposed Violante showed the most, Till somebody explained us that mistake; His wounds had been dealt out indifferent where, But she took all her stabbings in the face, Since punished thus solely for honour's sake, Honoris causâ, that's the proper term. A delicacy there is, our gallants hold, When you avenge your honour and only then, That you disfigure the subject, fray the face, Not just take life and end, in clownish guise. It was Violante gave the first offence, Got therefore the conspicuous punishment: While Pietro, who helped merely, his mere death Answered the purpose, so his face went free. We fancied even, free as you please, that face Showed itself still intolerably wronged; Was wrinkled over with resentment yet, Nor calm at all, as murdered faces use, Once the worst ended: an indignant air O' the head there was—'t is said the body turned Round and away, rolled from Violante's side Where they had laid it loving-husband-like. If so, if corpses can be sensitive, Why did not he roll right down altar-step, Roll on through nave, roll fairly out of church, Deprive Lorenzo of the spectacle, Pay back thus the succession of affronts Whereto this church had served as theatre? For see: at that same altar where he lies, To that same inch of step, was brought the babe For blessing after baptism, and there styled Pompilia, and a string of names beside, By his bad wife, some seventeen years ago, Who purchased her simply to palm on him, Flatter his dotage and defraud the heirs. Wait awhile! Also to this very step Did this Violante, twelve years afterward, Bring, the mock-mother, that child-cheat full-grown, Pompilia, in pursuance of her plot, And there brave God and man a second time By linking a new victim to the lie. There, having made a match unknown to him, She, still unknown to Pietro, tied the knot Which nothing cuts except this kind of knife; Yes, made her daughter, as the girl was held, Marry a man, and honest man beside, And man of birth to boot,—clandestinely Because of this, because of that, because O' the devil's will to work his worst for once,— Confident she could top her part at need And, when her husband must be told in turn, Ply the wife's trade, play off the sex's trick And, alternating worry with quiet qualms, Bravado with submissiveness, prettily fool Her Pietro into patience: so it proved. Ay, 't is four years since man and wife they grew, This Guido Franceschini and this same Pompilia, foolishly thought, falsely declared A Comparini and the couple's child: Just at this altar where, beneath the piece Of Master Guido Reni, Christ on cross, Second to nought observable in Rome, That couple lie now, murdered yestereve. Even the blind can see a providence here.

From dawn till now that it is growing dusk, A multitude has flocked and filled the church, Coming and going, coming back again, Till to count crazed one. Rome was at the show. People climbed up the columns, fought for spikes O' the chapel-rail to perch themselves upon, Jumped over and so broke the wooden work Painted like porphyry to deceive the eye; Serve the priests right! The organ-loft was crammed, Women were fainting, no few fights ensued, In short, it was a show repaid your pains: For, though their room was scant undoubtedly, Yet they did manage matters, to be just, A little at this Lorenzo. Body o' me! I saw a body exposed once … never mind! Enough that here the bodies had their due. No stinginess in wax, a row all round, And one big taper at each head and foot.

So, people pushed their way, and took their turn, Saw, threw their eyes up, crossed themselves, gave place To pressure from behind, since all the world Knew the old pair, could talk the tragedy Over from first to last: Pompilia too, Those who had known her—what 't was worth to them! Guido's acquaintance was in less request; The Count had lounged somewhat too long in Rome, Made himself cheap; with him were hand and glove Barbers and blear-eyed, as the ancient sings. Also he is alive and like to be: Had he considerately died,—aha! I jostled Luca Cini on his staff, Mute in the midst, the whole man one amaze, Staring amain and crossing brow and breast. "How now?" asked I. "'T is seventy years," quoth he, "Since I first saw, holding my father's hand, "Bodies set forth: a many have I seen, "Yet all was poor to this I live and see. "Here the world's wickedness seals up the sum: "What with Molinos' doctrine and this deed, "Antichrist surely comes and doomsday's near. "May I depart in peace, I have seen my see." "Depart then," I advised, "nor block the road "For youngsters still behindhand with such sights!" "Why no," rejoins the venerable sire, "I know it's horrid, hideous past belief, "Burdensome far beyond what eye can bear; "But they do promise, when Pompilia dies "I' the course o' the day,—and she can't outlive night,— "They'll bring her body also to expose "Beside the parents, one, two, three a-breast; "That were indeed a sight, which might I see, "I trust I should not last to see the like!" Whereat I bade the senior spare his shanks, Since doctors give her till to-night to live, And tell us how the butchery happened. "Ah, "But you can't know!" sighs he, "I'll not despair: "Beside I'm useful at explaining things— "As, how the dagger laid there at the feet, "Caused the peculiar cuts; I mind its make, "Triangular i' the blade, a Genoese, "Armed with those little hook-teeth on the edge "To open in the flesh nor shut again: "I like to teach a novice: I shall stay!" And stay he did, and stay be sure he will.

A personage came by the private door At noon to have his look: I name no names: Well then, His Eminence the Cardinal, Whose servitor in honourable sort Guido was once, the same who made the match, (Will you have the truth?) whereof we see effect. No sooner whisper ran he was arrived Than up pops Curate Carlo, a brisk lad, Who never lets a good occasion slip, And volunteers improving the event. We looked he'd give the history's self some help, Treat us to how the wife's confession went (This morning she confessed her crime, we know) And, may-be, throw in something of the Priest— If he's not ordered back, punished anew, The gallant, Caponsacchi, Lucifer I' the garden where Pompilia, Eve-like, lured Her Adam Guido to his fault and fall. Think you we got a sprig of speech akin To this from Carlo, with the Cardinal there? Too wary he was, too widely awake, I trow. He did the murder in a dozen words; Then said that all such outrages crop forth I' the course of nature when Molinos' tares Are sown for wheat, flourish and choke the Church: So slid on to the abominable sect And the philosophic sin—we've heard all that, And the Cardinal too, (who book-made on the same) But, for the murder, left it where he found. Oh but he's quick, the Curate, minds his game! And, after all, we have the main o' the fact: Case could not well be simpler,—mapped, as it were, We follow the murder's maze from source to sea, By the red line, past mistake: one sees indeed Not only how all was and must have been, But cannot other than be to the end of time. Turn out here by the Ruspoli! Do you hold Guido was so prodigiously to blame? A certain cousin of yours has told you so? Exactly! Here's a friend shall set you right, Let him but have the handsel of your ear.

These wretched Comparini were once gay And galliard, of the modest middle class: Born in this quarter seventy years ago And married young, they lived the accustomed life, Citizens as they were of good repute: And, childless, naturally took their ease With only their two selves to care about And use the wealth for: wealthy is the word, Since Pietro was possessed of house and land— And specially one house, when good days smiled, In Via Vittoria, the aspectable street Where he lived mainly; but another house Of less pretension did he buy betimes, The villa, meant for jaunts and jollity, I' the Pauline district, to be private there— Just what puts murder in an enemy's head. Moreover,—here's the worm i' the core, the germ O' the rottenness and ruin which arrived,— He owned some usufruct, had moneys' use Lifelong, but to determine with his life In heirs' default: so, Pietro craved an heir, (The story always old and always new) Shut his fool's-eyes fast on the visible good And wealth for certain, opened them owl-wide On fortune's sole piece of forgetfulness, The child that should have been and would not be.

Hence, seventeen years ago, conceive his glee When first Violante, 'twixt a smile and blush, With touch of agitation proper too, Announced that, spite of her unpromising age, The miracle would in time be manifest, An heir's birth was to happen: and it did. Somehow or other,—how, all in good time! By a trick, a sleight of hand you are to hear,— A child was born, Pompilia, for his joy, Plaything at once and prop, a fairy-gift, A saints' grace or, say, grant of the good God,— A fiddle-pin's end! What imbeciles are we! Look now: if some one could have prophesied, "For love of you, for liking to your wife, "I undertake to crush a snake I spy "Settling itself i' the soft of both your breasts. "Give me yon babe to strangle painlessly! "She'll soar to the safe: you'll have your crying out, "Then sleep, then wake, then sleep, then end your days "In peace and plenty, mixed with mild regret, "Thirty years hence when Christmas takes old folk"— How had old Pietro sprung up, crossed himself, And kicked the conjuror! Whereas you and I, Being wise with after-wit, had clapped our hands; Nay, added, in the old fool's interest, "Strangle the black-eyed babe, so far so good, "But on condition you relieve the man "O' the wife and throttle him Violante too— "She is the mischief!"

We had hit the mark. She, whose trick brought the babe into the world, She it was, when the babe was grown a girl, Judged a new trick should reinforce the old, Send vigour to the lie now somewhat spent By twelve years' service; lest Eve's rule decline Over this Adam of hers, whose cabbage-plot Throve dubiously since turned fools' paradise, Spite of a nightingale on every stump. Pietro's estate was dwindling day by day, While he, rapt far above such mundane care, Crawled all-fours with his baby pick-a-back, Sat at serene cats'-cradle with his child, Or took the measured tallness, top to toe, Of what was grown a great girl twelve years old: Till sudden at the door a tap discreet, A visitor's premonitory cough, And poverty had reached him in her rounds.

This came when he was past the working-time, Had learned to dandle and forgot to dig, And who must but Violante cast about, Contrive and task that head of hers again? She who had caught one fish, could make that catch A bigger still, in angler's policy: So, with an angler's mercy for the bait, Her minnow was set wriggling on its barb And tossed to mid-stream; which means, this grown girl With the great eyes and bounty of black hair And first crisp youth that tempts a jaded taste, Was whisked i' the way of a certain man, who snapped.

Count Guido Franceschini the Aretine Was head of an old noble house enough, Not over-rich, you can't have everything, But such a man as riches rub against, Readily stick to,—one with a right to them Born in the blood: 't was in his very brow Always to knit itself against the world, Beforehand so, when that world stinted due Service and suit: the world ducks and defers. As such folks do, he had come up to Rome To better his fortune, and, since many years, Was friend and follower of a cardinal; Waiting the rather thus on providence That a shrewd younger poorer brother yet, The Abate Paolo, a regular priest, Had long since tried his powers and found he swam With the deftest on the Galilean pool: But then he was a web-foot, free o' the wave, And no ambiguous dab-chick hatched to strut, Humbled by any fond attempt to swim When fiercer fowl usurped his dunghill top— A whole priest, Paolo, no mere piece of one Like Guido tacked thus to the Church's tail! Guido moreover, as the head o' the house, Claiming the main prize, not the lesser luck, The centre lily, no mere chickweed fringe.

He waited and learned waiting, thirty years; Got promise, missed performance—what would you have? No petty post rewards a nobleman For spending youth in splendid lackey-work, And there's concurrence for each rarer prize; When that falls, rougher hand and readier foot Push aside Guido spite of his black looks. The end was, Guido, when the warning showed, The first white hair i' the glass, gave up the game, Determined on returning to his town, Making the best of bad incurable, Patching the old palace up and lingering there The customary life out with his kin, Where honour helps to spice the scanty bread.

Just as he trimmed his lamp and girt his loins To go his journey and be wise at home, In the right mood of disappointed worth, Who but Violante sudden spied her prey (Where was I with that angler-simile?) And threw her bait, Pompilia, where he sulked— A gleam i' the gloom!

What if he gained thus much, Wrung out this sweet drop from the bitter Past, Bore off this rose-bud from the prickly brake To justify such torn clothes and scratched hands, And, after all, brought something back from Rome? Would not a wife serve at Arezzo well To light the dark house, lend a look of youth To the mother's face grown meagre, left alone And famished with the emptiness of hope, Old Donna Beatrice? Wife you want Would you play family-representative, Carry you elder-brotherly, high and right O'er what may prove the natural petulance Of the third brother, younger, greedier still, Girolamo, also a fledgeling priest, Beginning life in turn with callow beak Agape for luck, no luck had stopped and stilled. Such were the pinks and greys about the bait Persuaded Guido gulp down hook and all. What constituted him so choice a catch, You question? Past his prime and poor beside! Ask that of any she who knows the trade. Why first, here was a nobleman with friends, A palace one might run to and be safe When presently the threatened fate should fall, A big-browed master to block door-way up, Parley with people bent on pushing by And praying the mild Pietro quick clear scores: Is birth a privilege and power or no? Also,—but judge of the result desired, By the price paid and manner of the sale. The Count was made woo, win and wed at once: Asked, and was haled for answer, lest the heat Should cool, to San Lorenzo, one blind eve, And had Pompilia put into his arms O' the sly there, by a hasty candle-blink, With sanction of some priest-confederate Properly paid to make short work and sure.

So did old Pietro's daughter change her style For Guido Franceschini's lady-wife Ere Guido knew it well; and why this haste And scramble and indecent secrecy? "Lest Pietro, all the while in ignorance, "Should get to learn, gainsay and break the match: "His peevishness had promptly put aside "Such honour and refused the proffered boon, "Pleased to become authoritative once. "She remedied the wilful man's mistake—" Did our discreet Violante. Rather say, Thus did she, lest the object of her game, Guido the gulled one, give him but a chance, A moment's respite, time for thinking twice, Might count the cost before he sold himself, And try the clink of coin they paid him with.

But coin paid, bargain struck and business done, Once the clandestine marriage over thus, All parties made perforce the best o' the fact; Pietro could play vast indignation off, Be ignorant and astounded, dupe, poor soul, Please you, of daughter, wife and son-in-law, While Guido found himself in flagrant fault, Must e'en do suit and service, soothe, subdue A father not unreasonably chafed, Bring him to terms by paying son's devoir. Pleasant initiation!

The end, this: Guido's broad back was saddled to bear all— Pietro, Violante, and Pompilia too,— Three lots cast confidently in one lap, Three dead-weights with one arm to lift the three Out of their limbo up to life again. The Roman household was to strike fresh root In a new soil, graced with a novel name, Gilt with an alien glory, Aretine Henceforth and never Roman any more, By treaty and engagement; thus it ran: Pompilia's dowry for Pompilia's self As a thing of course,—she paid her own expense; No loss nor gain there: but the couple, you see, They, for their part, turned over first of all Their fortune in its rags and rottenness To Guido, fusion and confusion, he And his with them and theirs,—whatever rag With coin residuary fell on floor When Brother Paolo's energetic shake Should do the relics justice: since 't was thought, Once vulnerable Pietro out of reach, That, left at Rome as representative, The Abate, backed by a potent patron here, And otherwise with purple flushing him, Might play a good game with the creditor, Make up a moiety which, great or small, Should go to the common stock—if anything, Guido's, so far repayment of the cost About to be,—and if, as looked more like, Nothing,—why, all the nobler cost were his Who guaranteed, for better or for worse, To Pietro and Violante, house and home, Kith and kin, with the pick of company And life o' the fat o' the land while life should last. How say you to the bargain at first blush? Why did a middle-aged not-silly man Show himself thus besotted all at once? Quoth Solomon, one black eye does it all.

They went to Arezzo,—Pietro and his spouse, With just the dusk o' the day of life to spend, Eager to use the twilight, taste a treat, Enjoy for once with neither stay nor stint The luxury of lord-and-lady-ship, And realize the stuff and nonsense long A-simmer in their noddles; vent the fume Born there and bred, the citizen's conceit How fares nobility while crossing earth, What rampart or invisible body-guard Keeps off the taint of common life from such. They had not fed for nothing on the tales Of grandees who give banquets worthy Jove, Spending gold as if Plutus paid a whim, Served with obeisances as when … what God? I'm at the end of my tether; 't is enough You understand what they came primed to see: While Guido who should minister the sight, Stay all this qualmish greediness of soul With apples and with flagons—for his part, Was set on life diverse as pole from pole: Lust of the flesh, lust of the eye,—what else Was he just now awake from, sick and sage, After the very debauch they would begin?— Suppose such stuff and nonsense really were. That bubble, they were bent on blowing big, He had blown already till he burst his cheeks, And hence found soapsuds bitter to the tongue. He hoped now to walk softly all his days In soberness of spirit, if haply so, Pinching and paring he might furnish forth A frugal board, bare sustenance, no more, Till times, that could not well grow worse, should mend.

Thus minded then, two parties mean to meet And make each other happy. The first week, And fancy strikes fact and explodes in full. "This," shrieked the Comparini, "this the Count, "The palace, the signorial privilege, "The pomp and pageantry were promised us? "For this have we exchanged our liberty, "Our competence, our darling of a child? "To house as spectres in a sepulchre "Under this black stone-heap, the street's disgrace, "Grimmest as that is of the gruesome town, "And here pick garbage on a pewter plate "Or cough at verjuice dripped from earthenware? "Oh Via Vittoria, oh the other place "I' the Pauline, did we give you up for this? "Where's the foregone housekeeping good and gay, "The neighbourliness, the companionship, "The treat and feast when holidays came round, "The daily feast that seemed no treat at all, "Called common by the uncommon fools we were! "Even the sun that used to shine at Rome, "Where is it? Robbed and starved and frozen too, "We will have justice, justice if there be!" Did not they shout, did not the town resound! Guido's old lady-mother Beatrice, Who since her husband, Count Tommaso's death, Had held sole sway i' the house,—the doited crone Slow to acknowledge, curtsey and abdicate,— Was recognized of true novercal type, Dragon and devil. His brother Girolamo Came next in order: priest was he? The worse! No way of winning him to leave his mumps And help the laugh against old ancestry And formal habits long since out of date, Letting his youth be patterned on the mode Approved of where Violante laid down law. Or did he brighten up by way of change, Dispose himself for affability? The malapert, too complaisant by half To the alarmed young novice of a bride! Let him go buzz, betake himself elsewhere Nor singe his fly-wings in the candle-flame!

Four months' probation of this purgatory, Dog-snap and cat-claw, curse and counterblast, The devil's self were sick of his own din; And Pietro, after trumpeting huge wrongs At church and market-place, pillar and post, Square's corner, street's end, now the palace-step And now the wine-house bench—while, on her side, Violante up and down was voluble In whatsoever pair of ears would perk From goody, gossip, cater-cousin and sib, Curious to peep at the inside of things And catch in the act pretentious poverty At its wits' end to keep appearance up, Make both ends meet,—nothing the vulgar loves Like what this couple pitched them right and left. Then, their worst done that way, both struck tent, marched: —Renounced their share o' the bargain, flung what dues Guido was bound to pay, in Guido's face, Left their hearts'-darling, treasure of the twain And so forth, the poor inexperienced bride, To her own devices, bade Arezzo rot, Cursed life signorial, and sought Rome once more.

I see the comment ready on your lip, "The better fortune, Guido's—free at least "By this defection of the foolish pair, "He could begin make profit in some sort "Of the young bride and the new quietness, "Lead his own life now, henceforth breathe unplagued." Could he? You know the sex like Guido's self. Learn the Violante-nature!

Once in Rome, By way of helping Guido lead such life, Her first act to inaugurate return Was, she got pricked in conscience: Jubilee Gave her the hint. Our Pope, as kind as just, Attained his eighty years, announced a boon Should make us bless the fact, held Jubilee— Short shrift, prompt pardon for the light offence And no rough dealing with the regular crime So this occasion were not suffered slip— Otherwise, sins commuted as before, Without the least abatement in the price. Now, who had thought it? All this while, it seems, Our sage Violante had a sin of a sort She must compound for now or not at all. Now be the ready riddance! She confessed Pompilia was a fable not a fact: She never bore a child in her whole life. Had this child been a changeling, that were grace In some degree, exchange is hardly theft, You take your stand on truth ere leap your lie: Here was all lie, no touch of truth at all, All the lie hers—not even Pietro guessed He was as childless still as twelve years since. The babe had been a find i' the filth-heap, Sir, Catch from the kennel! There was found at Rome, Down in the deepest of our social dregs, A woman who professed the wanton's trade Under the requisite thin coverture, Communis meretrix and washer-wife: The creature thus conditioned found by chance Motherhood like a jewel in the muck, And straightway either trafficked with her prize Or listened to the tempter and let be,— Made pact abolishing her place and part In womankind, beast-fellowship indeed. She sold this babe eight months before its birth To our Violante, Pietro's honest spouse, Well-famed and widely-instanced as that crown To the husband, virtue in a woman's shape. She it was, bought, paid for, passed off the thing As very flesh and blood and child of her Despite the flagrant fifty years,—and why? Partly to please old Pietro, fill his cup With wine at the late hour when lees are left, And send him from life's feast rejoicingly,— Partly to cheat the rightful heirs, agape, Each uncle's cousin's brother's son of him, For that same principal of the usufruct It vext him he must die and leave behind.

Such was the sin had come to be confessed. Which of the tales, the first or last, was true? Did she so sin once, or, confessing now, Sin for the first time? Either way you will. One sees a reason for the cheat: one sees A reason for a cheat in owning cheat Where no cheat had been. What of the revenge? What prompted the contrition all at once, Made the avowal easy, the shame slight? Why, prove they but Pompilia not their child, No child, no dowry! this, supposed their child, Had claimed what this, shown alien to their blood, Claimed nowise: Guido's claim was through his wife, Null then and void with hers. The biter bit, Do you see! For such repayment of the past, One might conceive the penitential pair Ready to bring their case before the courts, Publish their infamy to all the world And, arm in arm, go chuckling thence content.

Is this your view? 'T was Guido's anyhow And colourable: he came forward then, Protested in his very bride's behalf Against this lie and all it led to, least Of all the loss o' the dowry; no! From her And him alike he would expunge the blot, Erase the brand of such a bestial birth, Participate in no hideous heritage Gathered from the gutter to be garnered up And glorified in a palace. Peter and Paul! But that who likes may look upon the pair Exposed in yonder church, and show his skill By saying which is eye and which is mouth Thro' those stabs thick and threefold,—but for that— A strong word on the liars and their lie Might crave expression and obtain it, Sir! —Though prematurely, since there's more to come, More that will shake your confidence in things Your cousin tells you,—may I be so bold?

This makes the first act of the farce,—anon The sombre element comes stealing in Till all is black or blood-red in the piece. Guido, thus made a laughing-stock abroad, A proverb for the market-place at home, Left alone with Pompilia now, this graft So reputable on his ancient stock, This plague-seed set to fester his sound flesh, What does the Count? Revenge him on his wife? Unfasten at all risks to rid himself The noisome lazar-badge, fall foul of fate, And, careless whether the poor rag was ware O' the part it played, or helped unwittingly, Bid it go burn and leave his frayed flesh free? Plainly, did Guido open both doors wide, Spurn thence the cur-cast creature and clear scores As man might, tempted in extreme like this? No, birth and breeding, and compassion too Saved her such scandal. She was young, he thought, Not privy to the treason, punished most I' the proclamation of it; why make her A party to the crime she suffered by? Then the black eyes were now her very own, Not any more Violante's: let her live, Lose in a new air, under a new sun, The taint of the imputed parentage Truly or falsely, take no more the touch Of Pietro and his partner anyhow! All might go well yet.

So she thought, herself, It seems, since what was her first act and deed When news came how these kindly ones at Rome Had stripped her naked to amuse the world With spots here, spots there and spots everywhere? —For I should tell you that they noised abroad Not merely the main scandal of her birth, But slanders written, printed, published wide, Pamphlets which set forth all the pleasantry Of how the promised glory was a dream, The power a bubble, and the wealth—why, dust. There was a picture, painted to the life, Of those rare doings, that superlative Initiation in magnificence Conferred on a poor Roman family By favour of Arezzo and her first And famousest, the Franceschini there. You had the Countship holding head aloft Bravely although bespattered, shifts and straits In keeping out o' the way o' the wheels o' the world, The comic of those home-contrivances When the old lady-mother's with was taxed To find six clamorous mouths in food more real Than fruit plucked off the cobwebbed family-tree, Or acorns shed from its gilt mouldered frame— Cold glories served up with stale fame for sauce. What, I ask,—when the drunkenness of hate Hiccuped return for hospitality, Befouled the table they had feasted on, Or say,—God knows I'll not prejudge the case,— Grievances thus distorted, magnified, Coloured by quarrel into calumny,— What side did our Pompilia first espouse? Her first deliberate measure was—she wrote, Pricked by some loyal impulse, straight to Rome And her husband's brother the Abate there, Who, having managed to effect the match, Might take men's censure for its ill success. She made a clean breast also in her turn, And qualified the couple properly, Since whose departure, hell, she said, was heaven, And the house, late distracted by their peals, Quiet as Carmel where the lilies live. Herself had oftentimes complained: but why? All her complaints had been their prompting, tales Trumped up, devices to this very end. Their game had been to thwart her husband's love And cross his will, malign his words and ways, To reach this issue, furnish this pretence For impudent withdrawal from their bond,— Theft, indeed murder, since they meant no less Whose last injunction to her simple self Had been—what parents'-precept do you think? That she should follow after with all speed, Fly from her husband's house clandestinely, Join them at Rome again, but first of all Pick up a fresh companion in her flight, So putting youth and beauty to fit use,— Some gay dare-devil cloak-and-rapier spark Capable of adventure,—helped by whom She, some fine eve when lutes were in the air, Having put poison in the posset-cup, Laid hands on money, jewels and the like, And, to conceal the thing with more effect, By way of parting benediction too, Fired the house,—one would finish famously I' the tumult, slip out, scurry off and away And turn up merrily at home once more. Fact this, and not a dream o' the devil, Sir! And more than this, a fact none dare dispute, Word for word, such a letter did she write, And such the Abate read, nor simply read But gave all Rome to ruminate upon, In answer to such charges as, I say, The couple sought to be beforehand with.

The cause thus carried to the courts at Rome, Guido away, the Abate had no choice But stand forth, take his absent brother's part, Defend the honour of himself beside. He made what head he might against the pair, Maintained Pompilia's birth legitimate And all her rights intact—hers, Guido's now: And so far by his policy turned their flank, (The enemy being beforehand in the place) That,—though the courts allowed the cheat for fact, Suffered Violante to parade her shame, Publish her infamy to heart's content, And let the tale o' the feigned birth pass for proved,— Yet they stopped there, refused to intervene And dispossess the innocents, befooled By gifts o' the guilty, at guilt's new caprice. They would not take away the dowry now Wrongfully given at first, nor bar at all Succession to the aforesaid usufruct, Established on a fraud, nor play the game Of Pietro's child and now not Pietro's child As it might suit the gamester's purpose. Thus Was justice ever ridiculed in Rome: Such be the double verdicts favoured here Which send away both parties to a suit Nor puffed up nor cast down,—for each a crumb Of right, for neither of them the whole loaf. Whence, on the Comparini's part, appeal— Counter-appeal on Guido's,—that's the game: And so the matter stands, even to this hour, Bandied as balls are in a tennis-court, And so might stand, unless some heart broke first, Till doomsday.

Leave it thus, and now revert To the old Arezzo whence we moved to Rome. We've had enough o' the parents, false or true, Now for a touch o' the daughter's quality. The start's fair henceforth, every obstacle Out of the young wife's footpath, she's alone, Left to walk warily now: how does she walk? Why, once a dwelling's threshold marked and crossed In rubric by the enemy on his rounds As eligible, as fit place of prey, Baffle him henceforth, keep him out who can! Stop up the door at the first hint of hoof, Presently at the window taps a horn, And Satan's by your fireside, never fear! Pompilia, left alone now, found herself; Found herself young too, sprightly, fair enough, Matched with a husband old beyond his age (Though that was something like four times her own) Because of cares past, present and to come: Found too the house dull and its inmates dead, So, looked outside for light and life.

And love Did in a trice turn up with life and light,— The man with the aureole, sympathy made flesh, The all-consoling Caponsacchi, Sir! A priest—what else should the consoler be? With goodly shoulderblade and proper leg, A portly make and a symmetric shape, And curls that clustered to the tonsure quite. This was a bishop in the bud, and now A canon full-blown so far: priest, and priest Nowise exorbitantly overworked, The courtly Christian, not so much Saint Paul As a saint of Cæsar's household: there posed he Sending his god-glance after his shot shaft, Apollos turned Apollo, while the snake Pompilia writhed transfixed through all her spires. He, not a visitor at Guido's house, Scarce an acquaintance, but in prime request With the magnates of Arezzo, was seen here, Heard there, felt everywhere in Guido's path If Guido's wife's path be her husband's too. Now he threw comfits at the theatre Into her lap,—what harm in Carnival? Now he pressed close till his foot touched her gown, His hand brushed hers,—how help on promenade? And, ever on weighty business, found his steps Incline to a certain haunt of doubtful fame Which fronted Guido's palace by mere chance; While—how do accidents sometimes combine!— Pompilia chose to cloister up her charms Just in a chamber that o'erlooked the street, Sat there to pray, or peep thence at mankind.

This passage of arms and wits amused the town. At last the husband lifted eyebrow,—bent On day-book and the study how to wring Half the due vintage from the worn-out vines At the villa, tease a quarter the old rent From the farmstead, tenants swore would tumble soon,— Pricked up his ear a-singing day and night With "ruin, ruin;"—and so surprised at last— Why, what else but a titter? Up he jumps. Back to mind come those scratchings at the grange, Prints of the paw about the outhouse; rife In his head at once again are word and wink, Mum here and budget there, the smell o' the fox, The must o' the gallant. "Friends, there's falseness here!"

The proper help of friends in such a strait Is waggery, the world over. Laugh him free O' the regular jealous-fit that's incident To all old husbands that wed brisk young wives, And he'll go duly docile all his days. "Somebody courts your wife, Count? Where and when? "How and why? Mere horn-madness: have a care! "Your lady loves her own room, sticks to it, "Locks herself in for hours, you say yourself. "And—what, it's Caponsacchi means you harm? "The Canon? We caress him, he's the world's, "A man of such acceptance—never dream, "Though he were fifty times the fox you fear, "He'd risk his brush for your particular chick, "When the wide town's his hen-roost! Fie o' the fool!" So they dispensed their comfort of a kind. Guido at last cried "Something is in the air, "Under the earth, some plot against my peace. "The trouble of eclipse hangs overheard; "How it should come of that officious orb "Your Canon in my system, you must say: "I say—that from the pressure of this spring "Began the chime and interchange of bells, "Ever one whisper, and one whisper more, "And just one whisper for the silvery last, "Till all at once a-row the bronze-throats burst "Into a larum both significant "And sinister: stop it I must and will. "Let Caponsacchi take his hand away "From the wire!—disport himself in other paths "Than lead precisely to my palace-gate,— "Look where he likes except one window's way "Where, cheek on hand, and elbow set on sill, "Happens to lean and say her litanies "Every day and all day long, just my wife— "Or wife and Caponsacchi may fare the worse!"

Admire the man's simplicity, "I'll do this, "I'll not have that, I'll punish and prevent!"— 'T is easy saying. But to a fray, you see, Two parties go. The badger shows his teeth: The fox nor lies down sheep-like nor dares fight. Oh, the wife knew the appropriate warfare well, The way to put suspicion to the blush! At first hint of remonstrance, up and out I' the face of the world, you found her: she could speak, State her case,—Franceschini was a name, Guido had his full share of foes and friends— Why should not she call these to arbitrate? She bade the Governor do governance, Cried out on the Archbishop,—why, there now, Take him for sample! Three successive times, Had he to reconduct her by main-force From where she took her station opposite His shut door,—on the public steps thereto, Wringing her hands, when he came out to see, And shrieking all her wrongs forth at his foot,— Back to the husband and the house she fled: Judge if that husband warmed him in the face Of friends or frowned on foes as heretofore! Judge if he missed the natural grin of folk, Or lacked the customary compliment Of cap and bells, the luckless husband's fit!

So it went on and on till—who was right? One merry April morning, Guido woke After the cuckoo, so late, near noonday, With an inordinate yawning of the jaws, Ears plugged, eyes gummed together, palate, tongue And teeth one mud-paste made of poppy-milk; And found his wife flown, his scritoire the worse For a rummage,—jewelry that was, was not, Some money there had made itself wings too,— The door lay wide and yet the servants slept Sound as the dead, or dosed which does as well. In short, Pompilia, she who, candid soul, Had not so much as spoken all her life To the Canon, nay, so much as peeped at him Between her fingers while she prayed in church,— This lamb-like innocent of fifteen years (Such she was grown to by this time of day) Had simply put an opiate in the drink Of the whole household overnight, and then Got up and gone about her work secure, Laid hand on this waif and the other stray, Spoiled the Philistine and marched out of doors In company of the Canon who, Lord's love, What with his daily duty at the church, Nightly devoir where ladies congregate, Had something else to mind, assure yourself, Beside Pompilia, paragon though she be, Or notice if her nose were sharp or blunt! Well, anyhow, albeit impossible, Both of them were together jollily Jaunting it Rome-ward, half-way there by this, While Guido was left go and get undrugged, Gather his wits up, groaningly give thanks When neighbours crowded round him to condole. "Ah," quoth a gossip, "well I mind me now, "The Count did always say he thought he felt "He feared as if this very chance might fall! "And when a man of fifty finds his corns "Ache and his joints throb, and foresees a storm, "Though neighbours laugh and say the sky is clear, "Let us henceforth believe him weatherwise!" Then was the story told, I'll cut you short: All neighbours knew: no mystery in the world. The lovers left at nightfall—over night Had Caponsacchi come to carry off Pompilia,—not alone, a friend of his, One Guillichini, the more conversant With Guido's housekeeping that he was just A cousin of Guido's and might play a prank— (Have not you too a cousin that's a wag?) —Lord and a Canon also,—what would you have? Such are the red-clothed milk-swollen poppy-heads That stand and stiffen 'mid the wheat o' the Church!— This worthy came to aid, abet his best. And so the house was ransacked, booty bagged, The lady led downstairs and out of doors Guided and guarded till, the city passed, A carriage lay convenient at the gate. Good-bye to the friendly Canon; the loving one Could peradventure do the rest himself. In jumps Pompilia, after her the priest, "Whip, driver! Money makes the mare to go, "And we've a bagful. Take the Roman road!" So said the neighbours. This was eight hours since.

Guido heard all, swore the befitting oaths, Shook off the relics of his poison-drench, Got horse, was fairly started in pursuit With never a friend to follow, found the track Fast enough, 't was the straight Perugia way, Trod soon upon their very heels, too late By a minute only at Camoscia, reached Chiusi, Foligno, ever the fugitives Just ahead, just out as he galloped in, Getting the good news ever fresh and fresh, Till, lo, at the last stage of all, last post Before Rome,—as we say, in sight of Rome And safety (there's impunity at Rome For priests, you know) at—what's the little place?— What some call Castelnuovo, some just call The Osteria, because o' the post-house inn, There, at the journey's all but end, it seems, Triumph deceived them and undid them both, Secure they might foretaste felicity Nor fear surprisal: so, they were surprised. There did they halt at early evening, there Did Guido overtake them: 't was day-break; He came in time enough, not time too much, Since in the courtyard stood the Canon's self Urging the drowsy stable-grooms to haste Harness the horses, have the journey end, The trifling four-hours'-running, so reach Rome. And the other runaway, the wife? Upstairs, Still on the couch where she had spent the night, One couch in one room, and one room for both. So gained they six hours, so were lost thereby.

Sir, what's the sequel? Lover and beloved Fall on their knees? No impudence serves here? They beat their breasts and beg for easy death, Confess this, that and the other?—anyhow Confess there wanted not some likelihood To the supposition so preposterous, That, O Pompilia, thy sequestered eyes Had noticed, straying o'er the prayerbook's edge, More of the Canon than that black his coat, Buckled his shoes were, broad his hat of brim: And that, O Canon, thy religious care Had breathed too soft a benedicite To banish trouble from a lady's breast So lonely and so lovely, nor so lean! This you expect? Indeed, then, much you err. Not to such ordinary end as this Had Caponsacchi flung the cassock far, Doffed the priest, donned the perfect cavalier. The die was cast: over shoes over boots: And just as she, I presently shall show, Pompilia, soon looked Helen to the life, Recumbent upstairs in her pink and white, So, in the inn-yard, bold as 't were Troy-town, There strutted Paris in correct costume, Cloak, cap and feather, no appointment missed, Even to a wicked-looking sword at side, He seemed to find and feel familiar at. Nor wanted words as ready and as big As the part he played, the bold abashless one. "I interposed to save your wife from death, "Yourself from shame, the true and only shame: "Ask your own conscience else!—or, failing that, "What I have done I answer, anywhere, "Here, if you will; you see I have a sword: "Or, since I have a tonsure as you taunt, "At Rome, by all means,—priests to try a priest. "Only, speak where your wife's voice can reply!" And then he fingered at the sword again. So, Guido called, in aid and witness both, The Public Force. The Commissary came, Officers also; they secured the priest; Then, for his more confusion, mounted up With him, a guard on either side, the stair To the bed-room where still slept or feigned a sleep His paramour and Guido's wife: in burst The company and bade her wake and rise.

Her defence? This. She woke, saw, sprang upright I' the midst and stood as terrible as truth, Sprang to her husband's side, caught at the sword That hung there useless,—since they held each hand O' the lover, had disarmed him properly,— And in a moment out flew the bright thing Full in the face of Guido: but for help O' the guards who held her back and pinioned her With pains enough, she had finished you my tale With a flourish of red all round it, pinked her man Prettily; but she fought them one to six. They stopped that,—but her tongue continued free: She spat forth such invective at her spouse, O'erfrothed him with such foam of murderer, Thief, pandar—that the popular tide soon turned, The favour of the very sbirri, straight Ebbed from the husband, set toward his wife, People cried "Hands off, pay a priest respect!" And "persecuting fiend" and "martyred saint" Began to lead a measure from lip to lip.

But facts are facts and flinch not; stubborn things, And the question "Prithee, friend, how comes my purse "I' the poke of you?"—admits of no reply. Here was a priest found out in masquerade, A wife caught playing truant if no more; While the Count, mortified in mien enough, And, nose to face, an added palm in length, Was plain writ "husband" every piece of him: Capture once made, release could hardly be. Beside, the prisoners both made appeal, "Take us to Rome!"

Taken to Rome they were; The husband trooping after, piteously, Tail between legs, no talk of triumph now— No honour set firm on its feet once more On two dead bodies of the guilty,—nay, No dubious salve to honour's broken pate From chance that, after all, the hurt might seem A skin-deep matter, scratch that leaves no scar: For Guido's first search,—ferreting, poor soul, Here, there and everywhere in the vile place Abandoned to him when their backs were turned, Found,—furnishing a last and best regale,— All the love-letters bandied 'twixt the pair Since the first timid trembling into life O' the love-star till its stand at fiery full. Mad prose, mad verse, fears, hopes, triumph, despair, Avowal, disclaimer, plans, dates, names,—was nought Wanting to prove, if proof consoles at all, That this had been but the fifth act o' the piece Whereof the due proemium, months ago These playwrights had put forth, and ever since Matured the middle, added 'neath his nose. He might go cross himself: the case was clear.

Therefore to Rome with the clear case; there plead Each party its best, and leave law do each right, Let law shine forth and show, as God in heaven, Vice prostrate, virtue pedestalled at last, The triumph of truth! What else shall glad our gaze When once authority has knit the brow And set the brain behind it to decide Between the wolf and sheep turned litigants? "This is indeed a business!" law shook head: "A husband charges hard things on a wife, "The wife as hard o' the husband: whose fault here? "A wife that flies her husband's house, does wrong: "The male friend's interference looks amiss, "Lends a suspicion: but suppose the wife, "On the other hand, be jeopardized at home— "Nay, that she simply hold, ill-groundedly, "An apprehension she is jeopardized,— "And further, if the friend partake the fear, "And, in a commendable charity "Which trusteth all, trust her that she mistrusts,— "What do they but obey law—natural law? "Pretence may this be and a cloak for sin, "And circumstances that concur i' the close "Hint as much, loudly—yet scarce loud enough "To drown the answer 'strange may yet be true:' "Innocence often looks like guiltiness. "The accused declare that in thought, word and deed, "Innocent were they both from first to last "As male-babe haply laid by female-babe "At church on edge of the baptismal font "Together for a minute, perfect-pure. "Difficult to believe, yet possible, "As witness Joseph, the friend's patron-saint. "The night at the inn—there charity nigh chokes "Ere swallow what they both asseverate; "Though down the gullet faith may feel it go, "When mindful of what flight fatigued the flesh "Out of its faculty and fleshliness, "Subdued it to the soul, as saints assure: "So long a flight necessitates a fall "On the first bed, though in a lion's den, "And the first pillow, though the lion's back: "Difficult to believe, yet possible. "Last come the letters' bundled beastliness— "Authority repugns give glance to—nay, "Turns head, and almost lets her whip-lash fall; "Yet here a voice cries 'Respite!' from the clouds— "the accused, both in a tale, protest, disclaim, "Abominate the horror: 'Not my hand' "Asserts the friend—'Nor mine' chimes in the wife, "'Seeing I have no hand, nor write at all.' "Illiterate—for she goes on to ask, "What if the friend did pen now verse now prose, "Commend it to her notice now and then? "'T was pearls to swine: she read no more than wrote, "And kept no more than read, for as they fell "She ever brushed the burr-like things away, "Or, better, burned them, quenched the fire in smoke. "As for this fardel, filth and foolishness, "She sees it now the first time: burn it too! "While for his part the friend vows ignorance "Alike of what bears his name and bears here: "'T is forgery, a felon's masterpiece, "And, as 't is said the fox still finds the stench, "Home-manufacture and the husband's work. "Though he confesses, the ingenuous friend, "That certain missives, letters of a sort, "Flighty and feeble, which assigned themselves "To the wife, no less have fallen, far too oft, "In his path: wherefrom he understood just this— "That were they verily the lady's own. "Why, she who penned them, since he never saw "Save for one minute the mere face of her, "Since never had there been the interchange "Of word with word between them all their life, "Why, she must be the fondest of the frail, "And fit, she for the 'apage' he flung, "Her letters for the flame they went to feed! "But, now he sees her face and hears her speech, "Much he repents him if, in fancy-freak "For a moment the minutest measurable, "He coupled her with the first flimsy word "O' the self-spun fabric some mean spider-soul "Furnished forth: stop his films and stamp on him! "Never was such a tangled knottiness, "But thus authority cuts the Gordian through, "And mark how her decision suits the need! "Here's troublesomeness, scandal on both sides, "Plenty of fault to find, no absolute crime: "Let each side own its fault and make amends! "What does a priest in cavalier's attire "Consorting publicly with vagrant wives "In quarters close as the confessional, "Though innocent of harm? 'T is harm enough: "Let him pay it,—say, be relegate a good "Three years, to spend in some place not too far "Nor yet too near, midway 'twixt near and far, "Rome and Arezzo,—Civita we choose, "Where he may lounge away time, live at large, "Find out the proper function of a priest, "Nowise an exile,—that were punishment,— "But one our love thus keeps out of harm's way "Not more from the husband's anger than, mayhap "His own … say, indiscretion, waywardness, "And wanderings when Easter eves grow warm. "For the wife,—well, our best step to take with her, "On her own showing, were to shift her root "From the old cold shade and unhappy soil "Into a generous ground that fronts the south "Where, since her callow soul, a-shiver late, "Craved simply warmth and called mere passers-by "To the rescue, she should have her fill of shine. "Do house and husband hinder and not help? "Why then, forget both and stay here at peace, "Come into our community, enroll "Herself along with those good Convertites, "Those sinners saved, those Magdalens re-made, "Accept their ministration, well bestow "Her body and patiently possess her soul, "Until we see what better can be done. "Last for the husband: if his tale prove true, "Well is he rid of two domestic plagues— "Both wife that ailed, do whatsoever he would, "And friend of hers that undertook the cure. "See, what a double load we lift from breast! "Off he may go, return, resume old life, "Laugh at the priest here and Pompilia there "In limbo each and punished for their pains, "And grateful tell the inquiring neighbourhood— "In Rome, no wrong but has its remedy." The case was closed. Now, am I fair or no In what I utter? Do I state the facts, Having forechosen a side? I promised you!

The Canon Caponsacchi, then, was sent To change his garb, re-trim his tonsure, tie The clerkly silk round, every plait correct, Make the impressive entry on his place Of relegation, thrill his Civita, As Ovid, a like sufferer in the cause, Planted a primrose-patch by Pontus: where,— What with much culture of the sonnet-stave And converse with the aborigines, Soft savagery of eyes unused to roll And hearts that all awry went pit-a-pat And wanted setting right in charity,— What were a couple of years to while away? Pompilia, as enjoined, betook herself To the aforesaid Convertites, soft sisterhood In Via Lungara, where the light ones live, Spin, pray, then sing like linnets o'er the flax. "Anywhere, anyhow, out of my husband's house "Is heaven," cried she,—was therefore suited so. But for Count Guido Franceschini, he- The injured man thus righted—found no heaven I' the house when he returned there, I engage, Was welcomed by the city turned upside down In a chorus of inquiry. "What, back—you? "And no wife? Left her with the Penitents? "Ah, being young and pretty, 't were a shame "To have her whipped in public: leave the job "To the priests who understand! Such priests as yours— "(Pontifex Maximus whipped Vestals once) "Our madcap Caponsacchi: think of him! "So, he fired up, showed fight and skill of fence? "Ay, you drew also, but you did not fight! "The wiser, 't is a word and a blow with him, "True Caponsacchi, of old Head-i'-the-Sack "That fought at Fiesole ere Florence was: "He had done enough, to firk you were too much. "And did the little lady menace you, "Make at your breast with your own harmless sword? "The spitfire! Well, thank God you're safe and sound, "Have kept the sixth commandment whether or no "The lady broke the seventh: I only wish "I were as saint-like, could contain me so. "I, the poor sinner, fear I should have left "Sir Priest no nose-tip to turn up at me!" You, Sir, who listen but interpose no word, Ask yourself, had you borne a baiting thus? Was it enough to make a wise man mad? Oh, but I'll have your verdict at the end!

Well, not enough, it seems: such mere hurt falls, Frets awhile, aches long, then grows less and less, And so gets done with. Such was not the scheme O' the pleasant Comparini: on Guido's wound Ever in due succession, drop by drop, Came slow distilment from the alembic here Set on to simmer by Canidian hate, Corrosives keeping the man's misery raw. First fire-drop,—when he thought to make the best O' the bad, to wring from out the sentence passed, Poor, pitiful, absurd although it were, Yet what might eke him out result enough And make it worth while to have had the right And not the wrong i' the matter judged at Rome. Inadequate her punishment, no less Punished in some slight sort his wife had been; Then, punished for adultery, what else? On such admitted crime he thought to seize, And institute procedure in the courts Which cut corruption of this kind from man, Cast loose a wife proved loose and castaway: He claimed in due form a divorce at least.

This claim was met now by a counterclaim: Pompilia sought divorce from bed and board Of Guido, whose outrageous cruelty, Whose mother's malice and whose brother's hate Were just the white o' the charge, such dreadful depths Blackened its centre,—hints of worse than hate, Love from that brother, by that Guido's guile, That mother's prompting. Such reply was made, So was the engine loaded, wound up, sprung On Guido, who received bolt full in breast; But no less bore up, giddily perhaps. He had the Abate Paolo still in Rome, Brother and friend and fighter on his side: They rallied in a measure, met the foe Manlike, joined battle in the public courts, As if to shame supine law from her sloth: And waiting her award, let beat the while Arezzo's banter, Rome's buffoonery, On this ear and on that ear, deaf alike, Safe from worse outrage. Let a scorpion nip, And never mind till he contorts his tail! But there was sting i' the creature; thus it struck. Guido had thought in his simplicity— That lying declaration of remorse, That story of the child which was no child And motherhood no motherhood at all, —That even this sin might have its sort of good Inasmuch as no question more could be,— Call it false, call the story true,—no claim Of further parentage pretended now: The parents had abjured all right, at least, I' the woman owned his wife: to plead right still Were to declare the abjuration false: He was relieved from any fear henceforth Their hands might touch, their breath defile again Pompilia with his name upon her yet. Well, no: the next news was, Pompilia's health Demanded change after full three long weeks Spent in devotion with the Sisterhood,— Which rendered sojourn,—so the court opined,— Too irksome, since the convent's walls were high And windows narrow, now was air enough Nor light enough, but all looked prison-like, The last thing which had come in the court's head. Propose a new expedient therefore,—this! She had demanded—had obtained indeed, By intervention of her pitying friends Or perhaps lovers—(beauty in distress, Beauty whose tale is the town-talk beside, Never lacks friendship's arm about her neck)— Obtained remission of the penalty, Permitted transfer to some private place Where better air, more light, new food might soothe— Incarcerated (call it, all the same) At some sure friend's house she must keep inside, Be found in at requirement fast enough,— Domus pro carcere, in Roman style. You keep the house i' the main, as most men do And all good women: but free otherwise, Should friends arrive, to lodge them and what not? And such a domum, such a dwelling-place, Having all Rome to choose from, where chose she? What house obtained Pompilia's preference? Why, just the Comparini's—just, do you mark, Theirs who renounced all part and lot in her So long as Guido could be robbed thereby, And only fell back on relationship And found their daughter safe and sound again When that might surelier stab him: yes, the pair Who, as I told you, first had baited hook With this poor gilded fly Pompilia-thing, Then caught the fish, pulled Guido to the shore And gutted him,—not found a further use For the bait, would trail the gauze wings yet again I' the way of what new swimmer passed their stand. They took Pompilia to their hiding-place— Not in the heart of Rome as formerly, Under observance, subject to control— But out o' the way,—or in the way, who knows? That blind mute villa lurking by the gate At Via Paulina, not so hard to miss By the honest eye, easy enough to find In twilight by marauders: where perchance Some muffled Caponsacchi might repair, Employ odd moments when he too tried change, Found that a friend's abode was pleasanter Than relegation, penance and the rest.

Come, here's the last drop does its worst to wound Here's Guido poisoned to the bone, you say Your boasted still's full strain and strength: not so! One master-squeeze from screw shall bring to birth The hoard i' the heart o' the toad, hell's quintessence. He learned the true convenience of the change, And why a convent lacks the cheerful hearts And helpful hands which female straits require, When, in the blind mute villa by the gate, Pompilia—what? sang, danced, saw company? —Gave birth, Sir, to a child, his son and heir, Or Guido's heir and Caponsacchi's son. I want your word now: what do you say to this? What would say little Arezzo and great Rome, And what did God say and the devil say One at each ear o' the man, the husband, now The father? Why, the overburdened mind Broke down, what was a brain became a blaze. In fury of the moment—(that first news Fell on the Count among his vines, it seems, Doing his farm-work,)—why, he summoned steward, Called in the first four hard hands and stout hearts From field and furrow, poured forth his appeal, Not to Rome's law and gospel any more, But this clown with a mother or a wife, That clodpole with a sister or a son: And, whereas law and gospel held their peace, What wonder if the sticks and stones cried out?

All five soon somehow found themselves at Rome, At the villa door: there was the warmth and light— The sense of life so just an inch inside— Some angel must have whispered "One more chance!"

He gave it: bade the others stand aside:

Knocked at the door,—"Who is it knocks?" cried one. "I will make," surely Guido's angel urged, "One final essay, last experiment, "Speak the word, name the name from out all names "Which, if,—as doubtless strong illusions are, "And strange disguisings whereby truth seems false, "And, since I am but man, I dare not do "God's work until assured I see with God,— "If I should bring my lips to breathe that name "And they be innocent,—nay, by one mere touch "Of innocence redeemed from utter guilt,- "That name will bar the door and bid fate pass. "I will not say 'It is a messenger, "'A neighbour, even a belated man, "'Much less your husband's friend, your husband's self:' "At such appeal the door is bound to ope. "But I will say"—here's rhetoric and to spare! Why, Sir, the stumbling-block is cursed and kicked, Block though it be; the name that brought offence Will bring offence: the burnt child dreads the fire Although that fire feed on some taper-wick Which never left the altar nor singed a fly: And had a harmless man tripped you by chance, How would you wait him, stand or step aside, When next you heard he rolled your way? Enough.

"Giuseppe Caponsacchi!" Guido cried; And open flew the door: enough again. Vengeance, you know, burst, like a mountain-wave That holds a monster in it, over the house, And wiped its filthy four walls free at last With a wash of hell-fire,—father, mother, wife, Killed them all, bathed his name clean in their blood, And, reeking so, was caught, his friends and he, Haled hither and imprisoned yesternight O' the day all this was.

Now, Sir, tale is told, Of how the old couple come to lie in state Though hacked to pieces,—never, the expert say, So thorough a study of stabbing—while the wife (Viper-like, very difficult to slay) Writhes still through every ring of her, poor wretch, At the Hospital hard by—survives, we'll hope, To somewhat purify her putrid soul By full confession, make so much amends While time lasts; since at day's end die she must.

For Caponsacchi,—why, they'll have him here, As hero of the adventure, who so fit To figure in the coming Carnival? 'T will make the fortune of whate'er saloon Hears him recount, with helpful cheek, and eye Hotly indignant now, now dewy-dimmed, The incidents of flight, pursuit, surprise, Capture, with hints of kisses all between— While Guido, wholly unromantic spouse, No longer fit to laugh at since the blood Gave the broad farce an all too brutal air, Why, he and those four luckless friends of his May tumble in the straw this bitter day— Laid by the heels i' the New Prison, I hear, To bide their trial, since trial, and for the life, Follows if but for form's sake: yes, indeed!

But with a certain issue: no dispute, "Try him," bids law: formalities oblige: But as to the issue,—look me in the face!— If the law thinks to find them guilty, Sir, Master or men—touch one hair of the five, Then I say in the name of all that's left Of honour in Rome, civility i' the world Whereof Rome boasts herself the central source,— There's an end to all hope of justice more. Astræa's gone indeed, let hope go too! Who is it dares impugn the natural law, Deny God's word "the faithless wife shall die"? What, are we blind? How can we fail to learn This crowd of miseries make the man a mark, Accumulate on one devoted head For our example?—yours and mine who read Its lesson thus—"Henceforward let none dare "Stand, like a natural in the public way, "Letting the very urchins twitch his beard "And tweak his nose, to earn a nickname so, "Be styled male-Grissel or else modern Job!" Had Guido, in the twinkling of an eye, Summed up the reckoning, promptly paid himself, That morning when he came up with the pair At the wayside inn,—exacted his just debt By aid of what first mattock, pitchfork, axe Came to hand in the helpful stable-yard, And with that axe, if providence so pleased, Cloven each head, by some Rolando-stroke, In one clean cut from crown to clavicle, —Slain the priest-gallant, the wife-paramour, Sticking, for all defence, in each skull's cleft The rhyme and reason of the stroke thus dealt, To-wit, those letters and last evidence Of shame, each package in its proper place,— Bidding, who pitied, undistend the skulls,— I say, the world had praised the man. But no! That were too plain, too straight; too simply just! He hesitates, calls law forsooth to help. And law, distasteful to who calls in law When honour is beforehand and would serve, What wonder if law hesitate in turn, Plead her disuse to calls o' the kind, reply (Smiling a little) "'T is yourself assess "The worth of what's lost, sum of damage done. "What you touched with so light a finger-tip, "You whose concern it was to grasp the thing, "Why must law gird herself and grapple with? "Law, alien to the actor whose warm blood "Asks heat from law whose veins run lukewarm milk,— "What you dealt lightly with, shall law make out "Heinous forsooth?"

Sir, what's the good of law In a case o'the kind? None, as she all but says. Call in law when a neighbour breaks your fence, Cribs from your field, tampers with rent or lease, Touches the purse or pocket,—but wooes your wife? No: take the old way trod when men were men! Guido preferred the new path,—for his pains, Stuck in a quagmire, floundered worse and worse Until he managed somehow scramble back Into the safe sure rutted road once more, Revenged his own wrong like a gentleman. Once back 'mid the familiar prints, no doubt He made too rash amends for his first fault, Vaulted too loftily over what barred him late, And lit i' the mire again,—the common chance, The natural over-energy: the deed Maladroit yields three deaths instead of one, And one life left: for where's the Canon's corpse? All which is the worse for Guido, but, be frank— The better for you and me and all the world, Husbands of wives, especially in Rome. The thing is put right, in the old place,—ay, The rod hangs on its nail behind the door, Fresh from the brine: a matter I commend To the notice, during Carnival that's near, Of a certain what's-his-name and jackanapes Somewhat too civil of eves with lute and song About a house here, where I keep a wife. (You, being his cousin, may go tell him so.)