The Pearl/Volume 5/Into the Bargain.

Two lads were out on Hertford Heath And being flush of money. Offered two shillings to a wench, To let them view her cunny.

They viewed it with extreme delight, Stark naked and provoking; They paid their shillings for the sight, The touching and the stroking.

"Now," said the cunning little slut, "Just add a sixpence each; And you shall see my very scut! I'll let you see my breech."

"What fun!" exclaim the simple boys, So they the shilling paid; Then pulling up her smock behind, Her bottom she displayed.

And so they peeped, and felt their fill; Then cried the giggling lass, "Your bargain shall be better still; Say 'Please,' and kiss my arse!"