Talk:College Songs/Oh My Darling Clementine

Humorous Version (last verse)

 * Listen Boy Scouts, heed the warning
 * In this tragic tale of mine,
 * Artificial respiration,
 * Would have saved my Clementine!

Slightly different verses from other versions

 * Walking lightly as a fairy,
 * Though her shoes were number nine
 * Sometimes tripping, lightly skipping,
 * Lovely girl, my Clementine.
 * Lovely girl, my Clementine.


 * There's a churchyard on a hillside,
 * Where the flowers bloughs entwine,
 * They grow roses amongst the posies,
 * Fertilized by Clementine


 * In a church yard, by the hillside,
 * There grow roses well entwined,
 * And some posies 'mongst the roses,
 * Sprung to life by Clementine


 * How I missed her! How I missed her,
 * How I missed my Clementine,
 * But I kissed her little sister,
 * I forgot my Clementine.


 * Thought I missed her, til I kissed her
 * Little sister that one time
 * Now I hardly think about her
 * My poor darling, Clementine


 * I'm so lonely, lost without her,
 * Wish I'd had a fishing line,
 * Which I might have cast about her,
 * Might have saved my Clementine.


 * In my dreams she still doth haunt me,
 * Robed in garments soaked with brine,
 * Then she rises from the waters,
 * And I kiss my Clementine


 * Now you kids [or Scouts] may learn the moral
 * Of this little tale of mine
 * Artificial respiration
 * Would have saved my Clementine

[Above verses moved from College Songs/Oh My Darling Clementine —Beleg Tâl (talk) 19:26, 27 May 2017 (UTC)]