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R GEORGE BUCHANAN was a Scotsman born, and tho' of mean parentage, made great progress in learning: as for his understanding and ready wit, he excelled all men then alive in the age, that ever proposed questions to him. He was servant or teacher to King James the Sixth, and one of his privy councillors; but publicly acted as his fool.

1. It happened one day, that a young airy nobleman went into the King's garden to pull a flower for a young lady he fancied, George followed at a distance; so, when the young man found a flower he fancied, he would not pull it himself, but to find it again, without further search, he covered it with his hat, and went away for his sweetheart. No sooner was he gone but up goes George, lifts the hat, and pulls the flower; then eases himself on the spot, covers it with the hat again, and away he goes. Soon after the young gentleman returned, leading his sweetheart to pull the flower below the hat; but as soon as he lifted the hat, and saw what was below it, he looked like a fool; and the lady, flying in a passion, sets off, and would never countenance him any more. The young gentleman