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 lady flying in a passion sots oft, and would never cou tenance him any more. The young gentleman being sadly vexed at this affront given to him by George sent him a challenge to fight him, appointing day an place where they were to meet. Being to fight on horse back, George gets an old stiff horse, and for harnessing covers him about with blown bladders, with small stones in each, without either sword or spear; an away to the field he goes, where the duel was appointed So when George saw his enemy coming against him all in glittering armour, armed with sword and spea he made up to him with all the speed his horse coul carry him; when the small stones in the bladders mad such a rattling noise, that the gentleman's fine geldin would not stand the battle, but ran away, and threw his master to the ground; which caused all the spec tators to laugh, and say, the gentleman was more fo than George. The gentleman being still more enrage at this second affront, he would fight with George o foot; but his friends persuaded him that it would b no honour for him to fight and kill the king's fool; a far less to be killed by the fool. So they were advise both to agree. But the gentleman would try another exploit with George, for to have it said he was sti the cleverest man, viz:—To hold him a jumping-bou publicly, the next day thereafter. With all m heart, says George, and we will end in and about where we began, they not knowing his meaning in this. The place and hour being set where they were to mee next morning. George, in the night time, caused deep pit to be made, and the earth of it carried away then filled it up with dung from a p, and covere it over with green turf, that it might not be known b the other ground. So, according to promise, they bot met in the morning against the appointed time. No