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4 him any more. The young gentleman being sadly vexed at ibis affront given to him by George, sent him a challenge to fight him, appointing the day and place whore they were to meet. Being to fight on horseback George gets an old stiff horse, and for harnessing covers him about with blown bladders, with small stones in each, without either sword or spear; and away he goes to the field where the duel1 was appointed. So when George saw his enemy coming against him all in glittering armour, armed with sword and spear, he made up to him with all the speed his horse would carry him; when the small stones in the bladders made such a rattling noise, that the gentleman’s fine gelding would not stand the battle, but ran away, and threw his master to the ground; which caused all the spectators to laugh/ and say the gentleman was more fool than George. The gentleman being still more enraged at this second affront, said he would fight with George on foot; but his friends persuaded him that it would be no honour for him to fight and kill the king’s fool, and far less to be killed by the fool. So they were advised both to agree. But the gentleman would try another exploit with George for to have it said he was still the cleverest man; viz—do hold him a jumping bout publicly, the next day there' after. With all my heart, says George, and we will end in about where we began, they not knowing his meaning in this. The place and hour being set, where they were to meet next morning. George in the night time caused a deep pit to be made, and the earth of it carried away; then filled it up with dung from a p———, and covered it over with a green turf that it might not be known by the other ground. So, according to promised they both met in the morning against the appointed time. Now, George being the oldest man, and by them counted