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 from the squeak of a mouse to yesterday's leading article, from a mite smothered in a cheese to an Emperor murdered in Mexico, is the march of Time but the destructive progress of a bull in a china-shop? Are the recurring centuries but so many ciphers added to the sum of a thriftless, objectless expenditure? Is the so-called economy of the universe but an unbridled, haphazard course of boundless and incalculable waste?"

His backbone creaks uncomfortably while he moves in his chair. "Waste?" he repeats in the hushed, placid tones that make him so invaluable as a companion—"Waste? The subject is by no means limited. I have some experience in it of my own. Would you favour me with your ideas?"—and I go off at score with—