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 were practised again. This was the first meeting, however, and she would be merciful. After this speech she unfolded another paper. It ran,—

Word.—Flea. Question.—What would you do, love?

What would I do, love? Well, I do not know. How can I tell till you are more explicit? If 'twere a rose you held me, I would smell it; If 'twere a mouth you held me, I would kiss it; If 'twere a frog, I'd scream than furies louder; If 'twere a flea, I'd fetch the Lyon's Powder.

Only two slips remained. One was Katy's own. She knew it by the way in which it was folded, and had almost instinctively avoided and left it for the last. Now, however, she took courage and opened it. The word was "Measles," and the question, "Who was the grandmother of Invention?" These were the lines:—

The night it was horribly dark, The measles broke out in the Ark: Little Japhet, and Shem, and all the young Hams, Were screaming at once for potatoes and clams. And "What shall I do," said poor Mrs. Noah, "All alone by myself in this terrible shower? I know what I'll do: I'll step down in the hold, And wake up a lioness grim and old, And tie her close to the children's door, And give her a ginger-cake to roar At the top of her voice for an hour or more;