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Well! says J. J. We have Edward the peacemaker now.

Tell that to a fool, says the citizen. There’s a bloody sight more pox than pax about that boyo. Edward Guelph-Wettin!

And what do you think, says Joe, of the holy boys, the priests and bishops of Ireland doing up his room in Maynooth in his Satanic Majesty’s racing colours and sticking up pictures of all the horses his jockeys rode. The earl of Dublin, no less.

They ought to have stuck up all the women he rode himself, says little Alf.

And says J. J. :

Considerations of space influenced their lordship’s decision.

Will you try another, citizen? says Joe.

Yes, sir, says he, I will.

You? says Joe.

Beholden to you, Joe, says I. May your shadow never grow less.

Repeat that dose, says Joe.

Bloom was talking and talking with John Wyse and he quite excited with his dunducketymudcoloured mug on him and his old plumeyes rolling about.

Persecution, says he, all the history of the world is full of it. Perpetuating national hatred among nations.

But do you know what a nation means? says John Wyse.

Yes, says Bloom.

What is it? says John Wyse.

A nation? says Bloom. A nation is the same people living in the same place.

By God, then, says Ned, laughing, if that’s so I’m a nation for I’m living in the same place for the past five years.

So of course everyone had a laugh at Bloom and says he, trying to muck out of it :

Or also living in different places.

That covers my case, says Joe.

What is your nation if I may ask, says the citizen.

Ireland, says Bloom. I was born here. Ireland.

The citizen said nothing only cleared the spit out of his gullet and, gob, he spat a Red bank oyster out of him right in the corner.

After you with the push, Joe, says he, taking out his handkerchief to swab himself dry.