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Inspector Generals don't scare me, 'Cause I've got job security, No sweat -- no need to cry and sob --- 'Cause what kind of nut would want my job?

The missile boys were trained to fly, They know their way around the sky. After years of training they are found --- Pushing buttons underground.

When peace and quiet we have found, That old alert is sure to sound, And ev'ry time we hear that klaxon, We say a few words in Anglo-Saxon.

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