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I love to sneeze — (sneeze) [spoken] Pardon me, please — (sneeze) I like to sniffle, it really feels nice. One handkerchief'll Just never suffice. But, brother, watch out for the breeze
 * When I sneeze — (sneeze — sneeze — sneeze)

I love to sniff — (sniff) [spoken] Just take a whiff — (sniff) I also like snarling, it feels good to me. Snarling is darling, I'm sure you'll agree. But I'm even happier if
 * I can sniff — (sniff)
 * And sneeze — (sneeze)

I love to snore — (snore) [spoken] It's more like a roar — (snore) I like to snooze, I like resting my head. I take off my shoes, And I snuggle in bed. Sometimes I just lie on the floor
 * And snore — (snore)
 * And sniff — (sniff)
 * And sneeze — (sneeze — sneeze — sneeze)