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Of uses for our photographs you'll find a multiplicity, From quality control to advertising and publicity,

Computer graphics, diagnostics, also radiometry, Endoscopy and dentistry and microdensitometry,

And micrometalography and paper chromatography, Spectrography, thermography, and color scintillography,

For studies biomedical and studies anatomical, [soft] For bodies microscopic and [loud] For bodies astronomical!

Geology, oncology, pathology, myology, Astrology --- astrology? --- forget it, my apology --- With spectroscopes, oscilloscopes, and cam'ras ultrasonical, There 's hardly any science that is missing from this chronicle.

Acoustical holography, computerized tomography, Diffraction crystallography and autoradiography. In short, in ev'ry field from cosmic rays to choreography There's bound to be a way of using Polaroid photography.

[Getting faster and faster:]

In short, in ev'ry field from cosmic rays to choreography There's bound to be a way of using Polaroid photography.