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 THE OLD DOPE PEDDLER

words and music by Tom Lehrer

When the shades of night are falling, Comes a fellow everyone knows. It's the old dope peddler, Spreading joy wherever he goes.

Every evening you will find him, Around our neighborhood. It's the old dope peddler, Doing well by doing good.

He gives the kids free samples, Because he knows full well That today's young innocent faces Will be tomorrow's clientele.

Here's a cure for all your troubles, Here's an end to all distress. It's the old dope peddler With his powdered happiness.