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 J: It just might be some kind of a double cross
 * He could be a narc
 * They're all over the park

S: Do you think I should check with the boss? J: He's not the one S: I bet he is J: I bet he's not S: And we've only an hour to get from here to the yacht J: He was supposed to be smoking a pipe
 * Frankly, he just doesn't look like the type

S: Look like a spy, you mean? Heaven forbid
 * He'd be a hell of a spy if he did
 * But he picked up the code all right

J: Not quite
 * He said "tight"
 * He's not the one

S: Okay, let's try him one more time J: You mean..... S: I do J: Well? S: No, you
 * [J goes over to A]
 * J: [spoken] Will the ostrich dance with the porcupine?
 * A: [spoken, hesitantly, while S and J encourage him to get it right]
 * Only if he is sufficiently --- loose'
 * [S and J cheer]

J: He is the one S: He is the one A: I am the one J: The plans? A: The dough? S: [handing "money" to A] The dough A: [handing "plans " to J] The plans J: Well done S: Well done A: Well done J: He is S: He is A: I am ALL: The one