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 HE'S NOT THE ONE

(Trio - Jamie, Sara, Austin, written for the aborted version of Park) lyrics by Tom Lehrer (no music written)

J: He's not the one S: I think he is J: I think he's not S: But this is the day, and this is the time, and this is the spot J: If he's the one, then why did he give me that line? S: Something is fishy, I just wish he Would give us some kind of a sign J: He's not the one S: I bet he is J: I bet he's not Whatever became of his limp? S: I guess he forgot J: He was supposed to be wearing a hat S: I don't remember them telling us that J : But could he really have killed seven guys? S: Sure, did you get a good look at those eyes? J: And the suit was supposed to be green Gabardine -- And clean S: He is the one J: There's only one way to be sure S: You mean...... J: I do S: Well? J: No, you [S goes over to A] S: [spoken] Will the ostrich dance with the porcupine? A : [spoken, hesistantly] Only if he is sufficiently --- tight. [S goes back to J] S: [spoken] Did you hear that? J: He's not the one S: Oh yes, he is J: Oh no, he's not S: We have to be sure, because if we're wrong, we're gonna get shot