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 DODGING THE DRAFT AT HARVARD (1952)

words by Tom Lehrer

tune: "Oh How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning," by Irving Berlin

In revised lyrics written for the 25th Harvard reunion in 1972 (probably not used) "I" replaced by "we"; "Korea" replaced by "Vi-et Nam" and one couplet replaced by "Gee, but it's great to be out of the Army/Thank God our parents have got the dough."