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So pardon us please if we gawk At a parrot who’s also a hawk

And please don’t think that we’re naive ‘Cause we’re backing Eugene McCarthy Things come true if you believe As the Wizard once said to Dor’thy

Whatever became of you, Hubert? You just haven’t been the same Oh you once were so nice But you paid a big price So that you could put Vice Before your name.

And what of the rumor that we overheard That LBJ now calls you “Hubert Bird” Well, Hubie, chacun à son goût But Hubert, what happened to you?