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 The Worsted Man SONG: THE DOLL (Music: &quot;If You Want a Receipt&quot; from &quot;Patience.&quot;) If you want a receipt for that popular mystery, Known to the world as the &quot; Passion of Love,&quot; Take all the romances in newspaper history, Whether they come from below or above, The dash of a writer enamoured of &quot;royalty,&quot; Genius of bosses devising a &quot;coup,&quot; The notions of Arnold, when speaking of &quot;loyalty,&quot; This for the lover who isn t quite true! The science of Darwin, the eminent monkeyite Wit that s spontaneous, fresh from the zoo 32