Page:The worsted man; a musical play for amateurs, by John Kendrick Bangs.djvu/44

 The Worsted Man Where am I at, and what s my name? Is this all real or just a game? IMPATIENCE You are a man, a worsted man, Constructed from an old Afghan, And stuffed with cotton, rags, and bran. THE DOLL (With a grin.) And you Art worsted too? [Springs forward to seize her. IM PATIENCE eludes him, and he begins a shuffling dance, and song. SONG: THE WORSTED MAN (Music: &quot; Pm a Most Intense Young Man from &quot;Patience.&quot;) Oh I am a worsted man, I m made of an old Afghan, 26