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Rh "Good morning, Mr. Haskins—sir?—it's natural, thank you—don't be quite so fresh Hello, Johnny—ten, fifteen, twenty—chase along now or they'll take the letters off your cap  Beg pardon—count it again, please—Oh, don't mention it  Vaudeville?—thanks; not on your moving picture—I was to see Carter in Hedda Gabler on Wednesday night with Mr. Simmons  'Scuse me, I thought that was a quarter  Twenty-five and seventy-five's a dollar—got that ham-and-cabbage habit yet. I see, Billy  Who are you addressing?—say—you'll get all that's coming to you in a minute  Oh, fudge! Mr. Bassett—you're always fooling—no—? Well, maybe I'll marry you some day—three, four, and sixty-five is five  Kindly keep them remarks to yourself, if you please  Ten cents?—'scuse me; the check calls for seventy—well, maybe it is a one instead of a seven  Oh, do you like it that way, Mr. Saunders?—some prefer a pomp; but they say this Cleo de Merody does suit refined features  and ten is fifty  Hike along there, buddy; don't take this for