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 'T is on this theme—the vegetarian world—

That good Elias willingly expands:

He loves to tell in mildly nasal tones

And vowels stretched to suit the widest views,

The future fortunes of our infant Earth—

When it will be too full of human kind

To have the room for wilder animals.

Saith he, Sahara will be populous

With families of gentlemen retired

From commerce in more Central Africa,

Who order coolness as we order coal.

And have a lobe anterior strong enough

To think away the sand-storms. Science thus

Will leave no spot on this terraqueous globe

Unfit to be inhabited by man.

The chief of animals: all meaner brutes

Will have been smoked and elbowed out of life.

No lions then shall lap Caffrarian pools,

Or shake the Atlas with their midnight roar:

Even the slow, slime-loving crocodile,

The last of animals to take a hint,

Will then retire forever from a scene

Where public feeling strongly sets against him.

Fishes may lead carnivorous lives obscure,

But must not dream of culinary rank

Or being dished in good society.

Imagination in that distant age,

Aiming at fiction called historical,

Will vainly try to reconstruct the times

When it was men's preposterous delight

To sit astride live horses, which consumed

Materials for incalculable cakes;

When there were milkmaids who drew milk from cows

With udders kept abnormal for that end

Since the rude mythopœic period