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 whistle—and so, brother Toby, this poor Bull of mine, who is as good a Bull as ever p-ss'd, and might have done for Europa herself in purer times—had he but two legs less, might have been driven into Doctors Commons and lost his character—which to a Town Bull, brother Toby, is the very same thing as his life

L—d! said my mother, what is all this story about?

A COCK and a BULL, said Yorick—And one of the best of its kind, I ever heard.