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 teen governors all at once to superintend his son Commoduss education,—and in six weeks he cashiered five of them;—I know very well, continued my father, that Commoduss mother was in love with a gladiator at the time of her conception, which accounts for a great many of Commoduss cruelties when he became emperor;—but still I am of opinion, that those five whom Antoninus dismissed, did Commoduss temper in that short time, more hurt than the other nine were able to rectify all their lives long.

Now as I consider the person who is to be about my son, as the mirror in which he is to view himself from morning to night, and by which he is to adjust his looks, his carriage, and perhaps the inmost sentiments of his heart;—I would have one, Yorick, if possible, polished at