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 thumb.—Not at all, quoth Dr. Slop—the devil take the fellow.—Then answered my father, 'Tis much at your service, Dr. Slop—on condition you will read it aloud;—so rising up and reaching down a form of excommunication of the church of Rome, a copy of which, my father (who was curious in his collections) had procured out of the leger-book of the church of Rochester, writ by the bishop—with a most affected seriousness of look and voice, which might have cajoled  himself,—he put it into Dr. Slop's hands.—Dr. Slop wrapt his thumb up in the corner of his handkerchief, and with a wry face, though without any suspicion, read aloud, as follows,—my uncle Toby whistling Lillabullero, as loud as he could, all the time.