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 for my bride. I am so impatient to have her by my side that I have dispatched the Jackarandajam and Mr Swinglebinks in a four-wheeled cab to fetch her. When the Bletherwitch arrives I will introduce you, and you shall both be bridesmaids!”

“But I can’t be a bridesmaid, you know,” corrected Willie.

“Oh yes, you can. You can be anything here you like. You only have to eat some Fern seeds and you become invisible, and nobody would know you. It is so simple, and saves a lot of argument. And you should never argue about anything unless you know nothing about it, then you are sure to win.”

“But,” interrupted Maude, “how can you know nothing about anything?”

“’Tis the easiest thing out of the world,” said the Zankiwank. “What is nothing?”

“Nothing.”

“Precisely. Nothing is nothing; but what is better than nothing?”

“Something.”