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Rh The Graces next, and all the Muses, Were bid in form, but sent excuses. Juno attended at the porch, With farthing candle for a torch; While mistress Iris held her train, The faded bow distilling rain. Then Hebe came, and took her place, But show'd no more than half her face. What e'er those dire forebodings meant, In mirth the wedding-day was spent; The wedding-day, you take me right, I promise nothing for the night. The bridegroom, drest to make a figure, Assumes an artificial vigour; A flourish'd nightcap on, to grace His ruddy, wrinkled, smiling face; Like the faint red upon a pippin, Half wither'd by a winter's keeping. And thus set out this happy pair, The swain is rich, the nymph is fair; But, what I gladly would forget, The swain is old, the nymph coquette. Both from the goal together start; Scarce run a step before they part; No common ligament that binds The various textures of their minds: Their thoughts and actions, hopes and fears, Less corresponding than their years. Her spouse desires his coffee soon, She rises to her tea at noon. While he goes out to cheapen books, She at the glass consults her looks: While Betty's buzzing in her ear, Lord, what a dress these parsons wear! So