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42 Your style so clear, and so concise, We never ask to hear you twice. But then, a parson so genteel, So nicely clad from head to heel; So fine a gown, a band so clean, As well become St. Patrick's dean, Such reverential awe express, That cowboys know you by your dress! Then, if our neighbouring friends come here, How proud are we when you appear, With such address and graceful port, As clearly shows you bred at court! Now raise your spirits, Mr. dean, I lead you to a nobler scene. When to the vault you walk in state, In quality of butler's mate; You next to Dennis bear the sway: To you we often trust the key: Nor can he judge with all his art So well, what bottle holds a quart: What pints may best for bottles pass, Just to give every man his glass: When proper to produce the best; And what may serve a common guest. With Dennis you did ne'er combine, Not you, to steal your master's wine; Except a bottle now and then, To welcome brother serving-men; But that is with a good design, To drink sir Arthur's health and mine: Your master's honour to maintain; And get the like returns again. Your