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 Old Phœbus is but half as bright, For yours can shine both day and night. The first, perhaps, may once an age Inspire you with poetick rage; Your Phœbus Royal, every day, Not only can inspire, but pay. Then make this new Apollo sit Sole patron, judge, and god of wit, "How from his altitude he stoops To raise up Virtue when she droops; On Learning how his bounty flows, And with what justice he bestows: Fair Isis, and ye banks of Cam! Be witness if I tell a flam. What prodigies in arts we drain, From both your streams, in George's reign. As from the flowery bed of Nile" — But here's enough to show your style. Broad inuendoes, such as this, If well applied, can hardly miss: For, when you bring your song in print, He'll get it read, and take the hint, (It must be read before 'tis warbled, The paper gilt, and cover marbled) And will be so much more your debtor, Because he never knew a letter. And, as he hears his wit and sense (To which he never made pretence) Set out in hyperbolick strains, A guinea shall reward your pains: For patrons never pay so well, As when they scarce have learn'd to spell. Next call him Neptune: with his trident He rules the sea; you see him ride in 't; And,