Page:The Works of the Rev. Jonathan Swift, Volume 8.djvu/24

 Your hero now another Mars is, Makes mighty armies turn their a—s. Behold his glittering faulchion mow Whole squadrons at a single blow; While Victory, with wings outspread, Flies, like an eagle, o'er his head; His milkwhite steed upon its haunches, Or pawing into dead men's paunches: As Overton has drawn his sire, Still seen o'er many an alehouse fire. Then from his arms hoarse thunder rolls, As loud as fifty mustard bowls: For thunder still his arm supplies, And lightning always in his eyes. They both are cheap enough in conscience, And serve to echo rattling nonsense. The rumbling words march fierce along, Made trebly dreadful in your song. Sweet poet, hir'd for birthday rhymes, To sing of wars, choose peaceful times. What though, for fifteen years and more, Janus has lock'd his temple door; Though not a coffeehouse we read in Has mention'd arms on this side Sweden; Nor London Journals, nor the Postmen, Though fond of warlike lies as most men; Thou still with battles stuff thy head full: For, must thy hero not be dreadful? Dismissing Mars, it next must follow Your conqueror is become Apollo: That he's Apollo is as plain as That Robin Walpole is Mæcenas; But that he struts, and that he squints, You'd know him by Apollo's prints. Old