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HE dullest beast, and gentleman's liquor, When young is often due to the vicar. The dullest of beasts, and swine's delight, Make up a bird very swift of flight. The dullest beast, and a party distress'd, When too long, is bad at best. The dullest beast, and the saddle it wears, Is good for partridge, not for hares. The dullest beast and kind voice of a cat, Will make a horse go, though he be not fat. The dullest of beasts and of birds in the air, Is that by which all Irishmen swear. The dullest beast and fam'd college for Teagues, Is a person very unfit for intrigues. The dullest beast, and that which you kiss, May break a limb of master or miss. Of serpent kind, and what at distance kills, Poor mistress Dingley oft hath felt its bills. The