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Rh Thither, gentle Muse, conduct me; I shall ask, and you instruct me. See, the Muse unbars the gate; Hark, the monkeys, how they prate! All ye gods who rule the soul! Styx, through Hell whose waters roll! Let me be allow'd to tell What I heard in yonder Hell. Near the door an entrance gapes, Crowded round with antick shapes, Poverty, and Grief, and Care, Causeless Joy, and true Despair; Discord periwigg'd with snakes, See the dreadful strides she takes! By this odious crew beset, I began to rage and fret, And resolv'd to break their pates. Ere we entered at the gates; Had not Clio in the nick Whisper'd me, "Lay down your stick." What, said I, is this the madhouse? These, she answer'd, are but shadows, Phantoms bodiless and vain, Empty visions of the brain. In the porch Briareus stands, Shows a bribe in all his hands: Briareus the secretary, But we mortals call him Carey. When the rogues their country fleece, They may hope for pence apiece. Clio, who had been so wise To put on a fool's disguise, To bespeak some approbation, And be thought a near relation, Rh