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Rh By party-steps no grandeur climb at, Though it would make you England's primate: First learn the science to be dull, You then may soon your conscience lull; If not, however seated high, Your genius in your face will fly. When Jove was from his teeming head Of Wit's fair goddess brought to bed, There follow'd at his lying in For afterbirth a sooterkin; Which, as the nurse pursued to kill, Attain'd by flight the Muses' hill, There in the soil began to root, And litter'd at Parnassus' foot. From hence the critick vermin sprung, With harpy claws and poisonous tongue; Who fatten on poetick scraps, Too cunning to be caught in traps. Dame Nature, as the learned show, Provides each animal its foe: Hounds hunt the hare, the wily fox Devours your geese, the wolf your flocks. Thus Envy pleads a natural claim To persecute the Muses' fame; On poets in all times abusive, From Homer down to Pope inclusive. Yet what avails it to complain? You try to take revenge in vain. A rat your utmost rage defies, That safe behind the wainscot lies. Say, did you ever know by sight In cheese an individual mite? Show me the same numerick flea, That bit your neck but yesterday: You