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Rh We men submit as they think fit, And here is no rebelling: The reason's plain; the ladies reign, They're queens at Ballyspellin. By matchless charms, unconquer'd arms, They have the way of quelling Such desperate foes as dare oppose Their power at Ballyspellin. Cold water turns to fire, and burns, I know, because I fell in A stream, which came from one bright dame Who drank at Ballyspellin. Fine beaux advance, equipt for dance, To bring their Anne or Nell in, With so much grace, I'm sure no place Can vie with Ballyspellin. No politicks, no subtle tricks, No man his country selling: We eat, we drink; we never think Of these at Ballyspellin. The troubled mind, the puft with wind. Do all come here pellmell in; And they are sure to work their cure By drinking Ballyspellin. Though dropsy fills you to the gills, From chin to toe though swelling, Pour in, pour out, you cannot doubt A cure at Ballyspellin. Rh