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Rh Who, as the odours reach his throne, Will smile, and think them all his own; For law and Gospel both determine All virtues lodge in royal ermine: I mean the oracles of both, Who shall depose it upon oath. Your garland, in the following reign, Change but the names, will do again. But, if you think this trade too base, (Which seldom is the dunce's case) Put on the critick's brow, and sit At Will's the puny judge of wit. A nod, a shrug, a scornful smile, With caution us'd, may serve a while. Proceed no farther in your part, Before you learn the terms of art; For you can never be too far gone In all our modern criticks' jargon: Then talk with more authentick face Of unities, in time and place; Get scraps of Horace from your friends, And have them at your fingers ends; Learn Aristotle's rules by rote, And at all hazards boldly quote; Judicious Rymer oft review, Wise Dennis, and profound Bossu. Read all the prefaces of Dryden, For these our criticks much confide in; Though merely writ at first for filling, To raise the volume's price a shilling. A forward critick often dupes us With sham quotations peri hupsous: And if we have not read Longinus, Will magisterially outshine us. Then,