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 Why, Cassy, thou wilt dose thy pate: What makes thee lie abed so late? The finch, the linnet, and the thrush, Their matins chant in every bush: And I have heard thee oft salute Aurora with thy early flute. Heaven send thou hast not got the hyps! How! not a word come from thy lips? Then gave him some familiar thumps; A college joke, to cure the dumps. The swain at last, with grief opprest, Cry'd, Cælia! thrice, and sigh'd the rest. Dear Cassy, though to ask I dread, Yet ask I must — Is Cælia dead? How happy I, were that the worst, But I was fated to be curst? Come, tell us, has she play'd the whore? O, Peter, would it were no more! Why, plague confound her sandy locks! Say, has the small or greater pox Sunk down her nose, or seam'd her face? Be easy, 'tis a common case. O, Peter! beauty's but a varnish, Which time and accidents will tarnish: But Cælia has contriv'd to blast Those beauties that might ever last. Nor can imagination guess, Nor eloquence divine express, How that ungrateful charming maid My purest passion has betray'd: Conceive the most envenom'd dart To pierce an injur'd lover's heart. Why, hang her; though she seem so coy, I know she loves the barber's boy. Friend