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90 Why, Strephon, will you tell the rest? And must you needs describe the chest? That careless wench! no creature warn her To move it out from yonder corner! But leave it standing full in sight, For you to exercise your spite? In vain the workman show'd his wit, With rings and hinges counterfeit, To make it seem in this disguise A cabinet to vulgar eyes: Which Strephon ventured to look in, Resolv'd to go through thick and thin. He lifts the lid: there needs no more, He smelt it all the time before. As, from within Pandora's box, When Epimetheus oped the locks, A sudden universal crew Of human evils upward flew, He still was comforted to find That hope at last remained behind: So Strephon, lifting up the lid, To view what in the chest was hid, The vapours flew from out the vent; But Strephon, cautious, never meant The bottom of the pan to grope, And foul his hands in search of hope. O! ne'er may such a vile machine Be once in Cælia's chamber seen! O! may she better learn to keep Those "secrets of the hoary deep !" As mutton-cutlets, prime of meat, Which, though with art, you salt and beat, As laws of cookery require, And roast them at the clearest fire; If