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232 May no vile miscreant saucy cook Presume to tear thy learned book, To singe his fowl for nicer guest, Or pin it on the turkey's breast. Keep it from pasty bak'd or flying, From broiling stake, or fritters frying, From lighting pipe, or making snuff, Or casing up a feather muff, From all the several ways the grocer (Who to the learned world's a foe, sir) Has found in twisting, folding, packing, His brains and ours at once a racking. And may it never curl the head, Of either living block or dead! Thus, when all dangers they have past, Your leaves, like leaves of brass, shall last. No blast shall from a critick's breath, By vile infection, cause their death, Till they in flames at last expire, And help to set the world on fire.

T. Patrick's Dean, your country's pride, My early and my only guide, Let me among the rest attend, Your pupil and your humble friend, To celebrate in female strains The day that paid your mother's pains; Descend