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 Ev'n Sarum, when he quaffs it stead of tea, Fancies himself in Canterbury's see, And S****** when he carousing reels, Imagines that he has regain'd the seals: W******, by virtue of his juice, can fight, And Stanhope of commissioners make light. Wine gives lord Wingham aptitude of parts, And swells him with his family's deserts: Whom can it not make eloquent of speech? Whom in extremest poverty not rich? Since, by the means of the prevailing grape, Th****n can Lechmere's warmth not only ape, But, half seas o'er, by its inspiring bounties, Can qualify himself in several counties. What I have promised, thou mayst rest assur'd, Shall faithfully and gladly be procur'd. Nay, I'm already better than my word, New plates and knives adorn the jovial board: And, lest thou at their sight shouldst make wry faces, The girl has scour'd the pots, and wash'd the glasses, Ta'en care so excellently well to clean 'em, That thou mayst see thine own dear picture in 'em. Moreover, due provision has been made, That conversation may not be betray'd; I have no company but what is proper To sit with the most flagrant whig at supper. There's not a man among them but must please, Since they're as like each other as are peas. Toland and Hare have jointly sent me word, They'll come; and Kennett thinks to make a third, Provided he's no other invitation, From men of greater quality and station. Room will for Oldmixon and J—s be left: But their discourses smell so much of theft, There