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Rh There's Meroweis — mark! strange work! And there's the czar, and there's the Turk — The pope —— an India merchant by Cut short the speech with this reply: All at a stand? you see great changes? Ah, sir! you never saw the Ganges: There dwells the nation of Quidnunckis (So Monomotapa calls monkeys:) On either bank, from bough to bough, They meet and chat (as we may now:) Whispers go round, they grin, they shrug: They bow, they snarl, they scratch, they hug; And, just as chance or whim provoke them, They either bite their friends, or stroke them. There have I seen some active prig, To show his parts, bestride a twig: Lord! how the chatt'ring tribe admire! Not that he's wiser, but he's higher: All long to try the vent'rous thing (For pow'r is but to have one's swing.) From side to side he springs, he spurns, And bangs his foes and friends by turns. Thus, as in giddy freaks he bounces, Crack goes the twig, and in he flounces! Down the swift stream the wretch is born; Never, ah never, to return! Z——ds! what a fall had our dear brother! "Morbleu!" cries one and "damme," t'other. The nation gives a gen'ral screech; None cocks his tail, none claws his breech; Each trembles for the publick weal, And for a while forgets to steal. A while all eyes, intent and steady, Pursue him whirling down the eddy: But,