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Rh Fierce in this cause the letters spoke all, Liquids grew rough, and mutes turn'd vocal. Those four proud syllables alone Were silent, which by Fate's decree Chim'd in so smoothly, one by one, To the sweet name of Tom D'Urfy. N, by whom names subsist, declar'd, To have no place in this 'twas hard: And Q maintain'd 'twas but his due Still to keep company with U; So hop'd to stand no less than he In the great name of Tom D'Urfy. E show'd a Comma ne'er could claim A place in any British name; Yet, making here a perfect botch, Thrusts your poor vowel from his notch; Hiatus mî valdè desflendus! From which, good Jupiter, defend us! Sooner I'd quit my part in thee, Than be no part in Tom D'Urfy. P protested, puff'd, and swore, He'd not be serv'd so like a beast; He was a piece of emperor, And made up half a pope at least. C vow'd, he'd frankly have releas'd His double share in Cæsar Caius For only one in Tom Durfeius. I, consonant and vowel too, To Jupiter did humbly sue, That of his grace he would proclaim Durfeius his true Latin name: For though, without them both, 'twas clear Himself could ne'er be Jupiter; Rh