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286 bribe, but you may freely censure him for being tardy in his payments: because, though neither may be true, yet the last is credible, the first not. OOf [sic] an open-hearted, generous minister, you are not to say, that he was in an intrigue to betray his country: but you may affirm, with some probability, that he was in an intrigue with a lady. He warns all practitioners to take good heed to these precepts; for want of which, many of their lies of late have proved abortive or short lived.

In the sixth chapter he treats of the miraculous f; [sic] by which he understands any thing that exceeds the common degrees of probability. In respect to the people, it is divided into two sorts, the or the, terrifying lies, and animating or encouraging lies; both being extremely useful on their proper occasions. Concerning the he gives several rules; one of which is, that terrible objects should not be too frequently shown to the people, lest they grow familiar. He says, it is absolutely necessary that the people of England should be frighted with the French king and the pretender once a year; but that the bears should be chained up again till that time twelvemonth. The want of observing this so necessary a precept, in bringing out the raw head and bloody bones upon every trifling occasion, has produced great indifference in the vulgar of late years. As to the animating or encouraging lies, he gives the following rules; that they should not far exceed the common degrees of probability; that there should be variety of them; and the same lie not obstinately insisted upon: that the promissory or prognosticating lies should not be upon short days, for fear the authors should have the shame and confusion to see them-