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264 put me in possession; did you ever know any man's tradesmen serve him so before?

N. F. No, indeed, an't please your worship, it is a very unusual proceedings and I would not have been guilty of it for the world. If your honour had not a great stock of moderation and patience, you would not bear it so well as you do.

E. S. It is most intolerable, that's certain, N., and I will be revenged.

N. F. Methinks it is strange, that Philip Baboon's tenants do not all take your honour's part, considering how good and gentle a master you are.

E. S. True, Nic., but few are sensible of merit in this world: it is a great comfort to have so faithful a friend as thyself in so critical a juncture.

N. F. If all the world should forsake you, be assured Nic. Frog never will; let us stick to our point, and we'll manage Bull, I'll warrant ye.

E. S. Let me kiss thee, dear Nic., I have found one honest man among a thousand at last.

N. F. If it were possible, your honour has it in your power to wed me still closer to your interest.

E. S. Tell me quickly, dear Nic.

N. F. You know I am your tenant; the difference between my lease and an inheritance is such a trifle, as I am sure you will not grudge your poor friend; that will be an encouragement to go on; besides, it will make Bull as mad as the devil: you and I shall be able to manage him then to some purpose.

E. S. Say no more, it shall be done, Nic., to thy heart's content. John