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(These things, I say, affect the moral standards of the best of us.)

"I'd have liked to have written that," said Chitterlow. "That's Life, that is! But go and put it on the Stage, put even a bit of the Realities of Life on the Stage, and see what they'll do to you! Only Kipling could venture on a job like that. That Poem me! I don't say Kipling hasn't knocked me before and since, but that was a Fair Knock Out. And yet you know—there's one thing in it this:

Well. In my case anyhow—I don't know how much that proves, seeing I'm exceptional in so many things and there's no good denying it—but so far as I'm concerned—I tell you two, but of course you needn't let it go any farther—I've been perfectly faithful to Muriel ever since I married her—ever since Not once. Not even by accident have I ever said or done anything in the slightest—" His little brown eye became pensive after this flattering intimacy and the gorgeous draperies of his abundant voice fell into graver folds. "I learned about women from 'er," he said impressively.

"Yes," said Walshingham, getting into the hinder